Adam Johnson

International Man of Mystery

[Adam Johnson @RedRockeeto]

@AndyJ0seph Would have given you more credit quoting the Onion...

[Adam Johnson @RedRockeeto]

Turned 47 today...it’s been a challenging year. Then I came across my childhood hero. Good news people we’re going to put the rest of 2020 on Jack’s shoulders. @dbremer_pxp @BertBlyleven28 @Twins

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Governor Walz said it’s ok to resume bobsledding and couples luge starting tomorrow...thank fucking God, finally getting back to normal.

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It’s official, I woke up in a huff as I dreamt I missed my haircut appointment...#NIGHTMARE

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@RussoHockey @TimAnglum Let me translate Tim...Russo (and I) think you’re a ramrod.

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@mclain_westman @sosarick @ThePurpleCode1 @VikingNations @realmnsportsfan @Purple_Post @MSPathletics @vikingsspin @SK_TPC @SeanBormanNFL @DomClare @VikeFans Favre Browner Eddy MAC Robert Smith John Randle

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@tomselliott @StephenAtHome Liked you better on Ben Stein’s money...we should probably apologize to the Spanish also, get your Hollywood friends onboard.

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Hey Guerin...you’d better fire the new guy as this is the worst the Wild have looked all year.

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#makeoregonchangetheirfloor it actually makes me dizzy watching.

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@SweetPauly14 @BernieSanders Liked your red owl picture better...

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You know when you figure 12 wings & about 10 meatballs per person for the big game and your guests bring their “C” game...I just now finished my 68th wing and 3rd cocktail meatball sandwich. I just put the olives from the relish tray on notice for homemade pizza tomorrow...

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Rowan has an ear infection while here in Puerto Morelos...
Doctor examination = 50 pesos and amoxicillin = 100 pesos That in US dollars = $7.73 with today’s exchange rate.

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Big island/Lake Minnetonka party goers...are you surprised someone shit in the water? Did you see any mini biffs?

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You ever had that error in judgment where you possibly stayed out too late celebrating St Patrick’s...and you think McDonald’s is the correct play to make you feel better?

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@80sSportsNStuff In Annandale that came with corn, fruit cocktail and a half of peanut butter sandwich.

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Had an OCD flare up at the local library this morning.

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@mikewasik @RussoHockey Worst game of the year...and I’ve watched all of them.

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Going to scare the hell out of my 14 year old nephew and buy him a pair of jeans for Christmas...
#stopwearingathleticpants

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@grever5 The last T-wolves game I watched Andrew Wiggins was in kindergarten...