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[Rocner @RedRocner]

@kennyhotz You promised you would never reveal his secret. You broke your solemn oath! No more happy endings for you my friend.

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@TheBillyWest Episodes like this one demonstrates why Futurama is by far the best animated show of the bunch.

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Generation X is weird.

These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.

Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@perlmutations https://t.co/ojZmj04xZL

[Jennifer Wexton @JenniferWexton]

Every House Republican just voted against $1,400 checks for you and your family.

[Carnival Cruise Line @CarnivalCruise]

RT for good luck

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[Rocner @RedRocner]

@maxbrooksauthor I really enjoyed your book Devolution. Just one question; were you a big fan of Disney’s The Black Hole by chance? 😏

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@RashidaTlaib The problem is not that this cop treated them that way. The problem is how he would have treated them if they were black or Muslim. I suspect it would have went down differently.

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@SamSeder That didn’t take long. https://t.co/nsveY78tZ9

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@SamSeder Do you know who I am?!?! I’m Jimmy f@&$ing Dore god d@mmit!! What a lunatic.

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@cenkuygur His last act is to throw his supporters under the bus.

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@whiotv Taking the shotgun away from your angry drunk uncle will cause more division then healing at the July 4th BBQ. 🙄

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@SamSeder This was a read this or we throw you out with the 25th amendment kind of speech. No way he did this of his own volition.

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@cenkuygur Explains why so many people reply to those Nigerian prince emails.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

With a week to go til the election, with 226,000 dead, the president‘s final argument is to take away your healthcare. This is a special kind of stupid. Vote muthafuckas, vote like your lives depend on it, cuz it DOES.

[Rocner @RedRocner]

Like Ebola?

[State of the Union @CNNSOTU]

Mark Meadows: “We’re not going to control the pandemic, we are going to control the fact that we get vaccines, therapeutics and other mitigations.”

Jake Tapper: “Why aren’t we going to get control of the pandemic?”

Meadows: “Because it is a contagious virus” #CNNSOTU

[Rocner @RedRocner]

@phoenixfounda11 @cenkuygur @50cent If donations from the rich were good enough the problem would be solved.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

52% of Trump supporters believe he “is working to dismantle an elite child sex-trafficking ring involving top Democrats.” This is what I've been saying-a huge chunk of this country has absolutely lost their minds. About a quarter of America believes in INSANE conspiracy theories.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

When Trump ripped little kids from the arms of their moms and dads at the border he neglected to keep track of who belonged to whom, making it nearly impossible for them to be reunited. This cannot happen in my America, yet it fucking did. Vote this motherfucker out Nov 3.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Eddie is a man of few words. But when he speaks.... @edwardjolmos