Lauren 🦅

Pathological people pleaser. Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, and Philly Sports. #RingtheBell #FlyEaglesFly

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

I so badly wanted to get my dad @NoahKahan tickets for Father’s Day but resellers genuinely ruin the ticket buying experience 😭

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

@PmtStats @ScoringChanges Posted a photo showing exactly why it’s a triple

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

As a person with OCD, you very obviously do not have OCD.

[jack ✪ @jaaaacku]

as a person with ocd, this really pisses me off like why tf didn't they just remove this mole or pimple or whatever

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Melanie and Sincere are genuinely evil. They really do deserve each other. #loveislandusa

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Not to sound like a boomer but what is actually wrong with the younger generations that they have zero professional skills. Why the fuck are you staring at me with a dead look and not a single word at YOUR job??

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

@Burtnaaa GIVE ME SOME CREDIT😭

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

I still am not over Nick playing “Delicious” last night. This is so important to me

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Ready to see one of my favorite humans!🥰 @nickjonas

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

What. a. run.

Cristopher Sánchez, take a bow

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

I never could’ve predicted that Busta Rhymes would come out at @charlieputh’s show but what a fun surprise!

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

I love Charlie Puth!

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Art Garfunkel repping the @Phillies in MSG🙂‍↕️

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Happy @charlieputh day!!! 3 years was far too long

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🚨 HISTORY FOR SANCHIE 🚨

Cristopher Sánchez now holds the Phillies franchise record for consecutive scoreless innings at 41.2!

@Toyota x #RingTheBell

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Zayn going to my local bar has me cackling bc what

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

🤍🤍🤍

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Phillies in “never had to suffer a day in their life” has to be rage bait

[proud ranger fan @RangerApologist]

Ranking MLB Fanbases by How Much They’ve Suffered

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

“You did not leave, you just went to live in Eternity”🤍 I’ll miss you forever, PopPop.

[Lauren 🦅 @RedSTROLLOCup]

Not to brag but I’m feeling very lucky I got mine the day they dropped

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

Next shipment coming in July, I’m told.

#Phillies

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

sir, i promise you, you don’t want me raw dogging this life. leave my prescriptions alone.