Today’s just one of those days where I sit back and ponder upon the idea that, at some point in history, Corn flakes were viewed as a means of stopping masterbation… Go ahead. Look it up.
We’ve often discussed trying to own stock in Chicken Nuggets as a whole, but we’ve run into the small issue of having no money to do so, because we’re too busy spending it on Chicken Nuggets… #Investing
Most mornings I like to sit back and think about all the amazing planets and timelines we’ve travelled to— All the amazing friends we’ve made— And then I remember we found a timeline where trees had nipples. Usually that’s when I start sobbing into my coffee. #fridaymorning