Red Simbulan

Wannabe Comedian & Student of Life

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Just saw a fellow Asian getting KFC when the Tuesday 9 piece for $10 deal isn't on #crazyrichasians

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Hydra should start branching out to creating taxis, so everyone can hail Hydra!

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Wow can't believe how long I've been ignoring my twitter account. Happy anniversary see you again next year! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Me: I'm injured so I better take it easy
Also me:

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The only good thing about having a cold is now I can sing #PearlJam songs accurately

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Just signed up to a climbing gym and immediately injure my bicep 😭 #alwaysgohard

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Another comic: Hey I loved your set!
Me: I love you too!
#FacePalm

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Hey @RACQOfficial I think I just improved your old ad https://t.co/c7xw49T6Za

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How come the safe word(s) is never "safe word"?

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I recently went to the Air & Space museum in Washington DC but found out it was just an empty room

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A teen playing Pokemon Go was mugged by a group for his iPhone. The police vowed to catch them all #PokemonGO

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Editing some ppt slides for work, I wonder if I can get away with using this photo

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Just finished submitting my dispute letter for a parking ticket. And at the end I wrote "Hoping for your understanding and for Justice!!!"

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The 3 things that are a must-have in a hanger

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"I really need to flesh out this bit some more" - when you try not to sound like a serial killer and fail

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You may not realize it but I'm actually a professional actor. I'm acting like I'm working right now.

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I think I'm very similar to @rondarousey I too try to have as much sex as possible be4 a fight, although it's what usually causes the fight

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They say mocking fat people at the gym is like mocking sick people at the hospital... they're both super fun to do #thesearejokes

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A lot of people are upset because of Kermit the frog's new gf but don't seem to care that Gonzo has sex with chickens. #notmakingthisup

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I wonder if Nazis play Wolfenstein/WW2 games and lose on purpose