EPIC!Red

A member of the Royal Guard, follower of Gaster.

Independent portrayal, not affiliated w/ Toby Fox or the creators of Undertale Red/EpicTale

Open Interactions

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

[Red, the Royal Guard joins Parody Twitter! The app icon is in shambles.]

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@COOLROYALGUARD “Beat him, Paps! Show him what you’re made of!”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@SonicThe2011 @COOLROYALGUARD @AllanMallans “Take that back.”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

[Red quickly noticed his presence, whipping around to take a look.]

“You’re here too? Ummm… you seem to have portal stuff, would you happen to know what this place is…?”

[Dr phosphurus @Drhakio]

"..."

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@SilkPr1ncess “You will talk, flower man.”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“That, and it’s probably better to keep you out of harm’s way. Don’t know what this place is, but I doubt it’s safe.”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“Agreed… I think it may be best we find a way out. Between the two of us, I’m much faster, so I may be able to investigate the area much faster.”

[MEOWDAS @MEOWDASPARODY]

"Well, at least I'm glad that I'm not alone in this place, because these yellow walls are starting to drive me crazy."

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@COOLROYALGUARD “I have a few…”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@Drhakio “It’s not a big win yet, but I’m getting there!”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“…”

(1/2)

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@vichopgf3 “Does your universe not have them…?”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“We can talk about how I’ll skewer you for everything you’ve done.”

[xɢᴀsᴛᴇʀ. @PerfectCreatorX]

"W.D. Gaster this, Epic Gaster that"

Let's talk about me instead.

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@vichopgf3 “I don’t have siblings like that... I only have my cousins, Blooky, Mew, and Mettaton.”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“He calls and texts me from time to time, too…”

[krystal 🏳️‍⚧️ @DaKrystal_]

Why the fuck is GASTER texting me

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“Sans is more charming than you might think! Not that I really have eyes for him, though… I have eyes on someone else…”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“You too, boss…? Jeez, seems like we’re both in an awkward spot.”

[MEOWDAS @MEOWDASPARODY]

[INT BAIT]
*Falling from the ceiling*
"What the hell! I was just on my yacht and just fell through the floor!"
*few hours later*
"Damn... where's the exit? I hate this place already.…"

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“Is that why the underground was shaking so bad some time back?”

[Cecil Stedman. @cecilsmartman]

that was a laser used to TRY AND STOP a genocidal maniac from conquering our planet

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@vichopgf3 “Aww, how sweet of you! Thanks!”

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“And in that case, I’ll keep trying to be just as cool as you!”

(2/2)

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“Yep, that’s the Paps I know.”

(1/2)

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE AS COOL AS ME, BECOME AS COOL AS ME. AND IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN THAT'S COOL TOO.

* LIFE MIGHT NOT BE ABOUT BEING COOL, BUT BEING COOL IS WHAT HELPS LIFE BE LIFE. AS LONG AS YOU STAY TRUE TO YOUR CHEST, NOT BEING COOL ISN'T AN ISSUE.

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@humaniremember0 //I played it briefly, and found it really unfun, tbh.

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@COOLROYALGUARD //Yo, bet.