Louis Hoelzeman

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Sometimes Maggie says sexy things like

"I'll always be down for Waffle House."

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AREA 51 HAHA MEMES FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA

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@Tylerburgener @MaggieRLee Don’t have to talk me into shit. Get off Twitter long enough to go lol

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When are the lame Area 51 memes going to end?

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Maggie just asked “what are Bionicles?”

Ohhh boy. She about to get learnt.

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Mistakes I made today:

“Y’all want to play Scattergories?”

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*Greg and Daniel blathering about Stardew Valley*

Dad: “I wish y’all would for once talk about something that actually happened.”

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Grows beard out. Gets tired of waiting for beard to look good. Shaves beard. Sees someone with grown out beard lookin good as hell. Regrets shaving. Immediately gets to work on bigger beard. In perpetuity.

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Yo I’m Smashmouth from Smashmouth and you’re listening to Smashmouth

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Planning our Halloween costume theme at work today: Aladdin.

Kevin: “I’ll be Aladdin”

Ryan: “I’ll be the Genie”

Robbie: “I’ll be the monkey”

Me: “I want to be the Cave of Wonders”

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One of my several super powers is being able to accurately identify the year in practically any picture of Freddie Mercury.

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Still trying to figure out the message people that work out in jeans are trying to send.

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My Native-American name would be “Long Shower”.

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No one ACTUALLY likes System of a Down.

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I have trouble taking seriously people who use the word “dope” as an adjective.

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"Sometimes if all you have are old words, all you can do is put them together and hope they say something new.

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Sometimes life moves you out of the way of bullets you never saw coming.

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"Been searching somewhere out there, for what's been missing right here.."

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I'm just a painter and I'm drawing a blank.

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I wonder what percentage of people go to the beach for the natural beauty of the ocean or to take pictures of themselves at the beach? 🤔