Red Wafflers

Lover of places and things

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It takes a real man to admit he's a fraud. I'm proud of you, @DrPhil #BallsDeepInAmericasWallet @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles @Monutter

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@DrPhil Just to be clear, you're the "pig" cleaning out our Alaskan Pipeline. #piglauncher #SexyDogSled @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles

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@DrPhil got his degree from the same place as @drpepper. #marketinghocum #povertypimp #sexrobot @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles @Monutter

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@azizansari and @CreationMuseum both violate nature by putting saddles on animals that shouldn't be ridden. #sexribot @wafflerockets

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Poll: who denies reality more - @azizansari or @CreationMuseum? #sexrobot #braindead @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles @Monutter

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@azizansari must have a Jesus complex. Why else would he spend so much time with lepers and prostitutes? #sexrobot @wafflerockets @Monutter

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

Shout out to the deaf.

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Hey @azizansari - building a home dungeon! Any tips? How many shackles do you use? #sexrobot @wafflerockets @Monutter @chikinNwaffles

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Hey @azizansari! Can't sleep - wanna punch some cats until we're tired and then snuggle? #sexrobot @wafflerockets @Monutter @chikinNwaffles

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@azizansari looked like a #lawnjockey on #parksandrec last night. It gave me a boner. #sexrobot @wafflerockets @Monutter @chikinNwaffles

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@azizansari will commemorate #jfk's death by shooting people riding in a convertible in November @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles @Monutter

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@angelabuchman taught me a trick about sneaking out of an orgy early to avoid the awkward goodbyes @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles @Monutter

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@angelabuchman has as much personality as #flatchuck. And both have a stick up their ass. @wafflerockets @Monutter @chikinNwaffles #sexrobot

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Best thing about a #threesome - if one leaves, the other one can untie you. Right, @angelabuchman? @wafflerockets @Monutter @chikinNwaffles

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@angelabuchman I'd rather fuck @chuckwthr than you. #dirtymeteorologist #sexrobot @Monutter @wafflerockets @chikinNwaffles @AmazingWafflers

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I just called to say I love you. And I had sex with your mother #sexrobot #hotpocket #family3some @Monutter @chikinNwaffles @wafflerockets

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#FlatTax #ColumbiaClub #KochBrothers #TedCruz #SmallPenis #sexrobot @Monutter @chikinNwaffles @wafflerockets

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@Monutter's children are destined to be exposed to every vice. #reversegodparent #sexrobot @chikinNwaffles @wafflerockets

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@Monutter if you don't give me a target to hate tweet, I'll teach your daughter to smoke. #crack @wafflerockets #sexrobot