ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ

``Bro I did weapons, so that means I'm innocent.`` #OpenDMS

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

"𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕓𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕟, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖..."

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[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

Red has returned after a year just to be sus again

Probably.

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

"... Yeah.."

A strange pause that was.

"Where is everyone else?"

He was confused, seeing that it was only them around the wreckage.

"They could still be around somewhere and injured."

[Frisky Heeler @FriskyHeeler]

Snow sighed happily, completely ignoring that his helmet was broke. She didn't pay much attention and just hugged him tightly. Mostly from the worry of being alone and just happy to see someone.

"Thank God you're here too..."

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

Red turned to look at her, his helmet's visor was shattered, yet somehow it was pitch black from within the helmet. It was strange..... Something didn't seem right.

He was silent for a bit, before speaking.

"Yeah, I'm fine."

His voice sounded a little unusual than normal.

[Frisky Heeler @FriskyHeeler]

After landing on Earth and following what her crewmate said about leaving the ship... She was searching around the wreckage of fallen ship parts in a grassy field. To her surprise, she seen @RedWhatTheFuck.

"Hey!! Are you alright?!"

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

So

He broke the garbage chute lever by accident

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

Red's still alive.

He was just doing the keycard, that's why he wasn't seen for a while.

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

"No not at all.

I was just finishing, in fact, before I go to work on my next task."

[𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 — !⃞ 🔪😈 @MULTI_MUSES_HRR]

The little mint green astronaut smiled.

"Just saying hi.

Am I interrupting you?"

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

He was working on wires, now he's confused.

"... What are you doing?"

[𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 — !⃞ 🔪😈 @MULTI_MUSES_HRR]

Pokes @RedWhatTheFuck .

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

It's a wonderful time on the Skeld to do some tasks and-

WhythefuckwasthereaspikeonRed'sshoulder

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

There's blood on his helmet.

Maybe it's someone's, maybe it's his, who knows?

One thing's for sure, he isn't sus at all.

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

"I would, but I can't sleep knowing that there's still tasks left undone."

[willow park! @EMERALDENTRAlLS]

“..That’s..fair enough. Why don’t you take the day off and get some sleep?”

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

"..... Uh

I haven't slept for weeks?"

[willow park! @EMERALDENTRAlLS]

“..Are you missing the asteroids on purpose or do you have some kind of insane excuse?”

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

Nervous s w e a t i n g

[willow park! @EMERALDENTRAlLS]

g l a r e

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

He's missing the asteroids while doing weapons.

Sounds kinda sus

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

One mustn't let their guard down if near Red.

He might be an imposter, after all.

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

@SnowInStars He's gone silent

Posing in victory

The power of being that one motherfucker is strong-

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

@SnowInStars Might be all of the above, they probably think that the crazy people are being murdered and they should shut up

Anyways

HE'S SOMEHOW GETTING INCREASINGLY LOUDER

OH SHIT HIS HELMET IS CRACKING-

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

@SnowInStars IS THIS A CHALLENGE?

PROCEEDS TO SCREECH LIKE A BANSHEE

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

Red is just your everyday not sus crewmate

Nothing to see here-

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇᴅ @RedWhatTheFuck]

Finally

No Nut November is starting to come to an end.

He hasn't failed once as well.

Great day it is.

Great day-