NegativePaper

I saw a raccoon go flying in the middle of the road today because of a garbage truck going 45mph down the road from my workplace

[NegativePaper @Redacted15Files]

If there’s a random quote retweet with literally just one word from me, Idfk why it’s doing this so don’t bring it to my attention

[MX @MAx16881]

重新发一遍！#jjba

[Lana🥀🇵🇸 @mevsburnerr]

Is this not fucking treason bro?

[BR41N @shinBR41N]

Superman has been trying to fuck a bat for 80 years and Lex did it in one week

[ChadpreetBallsdeep @goodbroto]

>white lives matter
>uses charlie kirk picture
>charlie kirk was k!lled by a white guy

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:

"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.

[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."

(via @mmamania)

[ﾋﾟﾋﾟﾋﾟﾃﾞﾑ @eiennnishite]

これ今腰痛過ぎてもう薬も効かないから泣く泣くやったらめちゃ効いた、オオオオオォォォオン

[double western bacon cheeseburger @Andrich_Galam]

she still has that damn dress, everyone point and laugh

[Edward Burger (not Berger) ❤️🌈 @edwardbrgr]

What do you mean nobody liked the first movie? 😂😂

This is the most acclaimed Superman movie since..... probably Superman 2 lol

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Counter point

[assorted goods & sundries @maywrence]

WHY IS THE WHEELCHAIR LAMP STILL LIFE THE ONLY ONE CREDITED WITH A NAME I DON'T GET IT

[DAT I$ THE WOR$T GUY IN VIETNAM @Datssemble]

Let me hit the allah button

[Max0r @realMax0r]

after having my heart broken at a convention party I stumbled back to the hotel room drunk as fuck then saw this video and burst out in absolute manic laughter until I no longer wanted to kill myself

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

Ozempic (a diabetes drug) is about to face it's biggest battle ever: actual diabetics

[us @solotanking]

groot ult when he slips through the ban phase

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Director Travis Knight says he didn’t want to make a ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie with an ironic sense of humor.

“We do live in an age of detachment, of irony, of arm’s length judgment, and that’s not how I approach any of my work. I have sincere love for everything I do.”

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Millennials are just an entire generation of goyim

[grizz @grizzlikesfilm]

you��re mad at a director for.. not, using ai?