🔞Redacted🔞

23, Bi, Switch, Freak. Hornyposting ab random stuff, robots, and monsters. Sometimes dark themed stuff

[⋆⭒˚.⋆ Kat ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @Midnattsstjarna]

In the Foreign Legion, all orders are given in French. If you don't understand, tough luck.

I wanna do that with a sub. Order them around in Swedish, and punish them if they get it wrong. Until they eventually learn.

Your domme deserves to be able to speak her mother tongue

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Getting angry and smacking ur pc when its lagging is basically like spanking for ur computer for misbehaving

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

I have to confess that I do this and im not sure y..

[✖️ ⋮ 𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙖 ?? @eunoizke]

boy who whines and moans "please please" while masturbating alone.... im boy

[ukohl 🦀 @caradulra]

boys actually like to be hit

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Saw a hot post but the caption was misogynistic so I went soft with immediately and began studying women’s literature
#EthicalGooning #EthicalGooner

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Shoving a bottle of vodka down my throat and sucking on it like it’s a dick

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

@atrophicbtrfly @Alien_Sprinkles Ikr, im like, the bay harbor gooner.

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

I want to have sex with computers

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Sometimes I write down random horny ideas while high/drunk/both and I’m lookin thru what I wrote;
tbh some of them shouldn’t ever leave the drafts lmao

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

And also I’m about to make myself another drink with 4-5 shots now, it sure would be *awful* if somebody wanted to tease and fuck with me while my brain doesn’t even workkk

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Tonight I am getting black out drunk and so high I can’t even remotely function. It has actually already begun like an hour ago

Someone should like, rape me while I’m so fucked up I can’t even fight u off if I wanted to

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Let it be known I’ve hit the penjamin like fuckin 6 times and had 4 shots of vodka so I’m soooo vulnerable I’m hope nobody DMs me and takes advantage of me

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Lowkey I think someone should feed me out a dog bowl like this

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Came 2 this instantly

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

@Bluub3rrie Yippee!

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Fuck it,I’m gonna drink like 8 beers and smoke weed till I can barely move who wants 2 take advantage of me

[@hoka @72hoka]

that is half mask coward stuff

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

Sometimes I think ab how I’ve only made out with someone once in my life and it was while I was so drunk I was basically unable to move on the couch and he sat on top of me and just kinda started touching me
I think I’m in the top 10 pathetic men on earth

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

I LOVE WOMEN IN FUCKIN ARMOR I LOVE SAMUS IN THE POWER SUIT AND I WISH MFS WOULD DRAW MORE ART OF HER IN ITT

[midi/susie (🎮/📺) @midiwashere]

when i finally get a chance with samus in bed but she starts taking off her powersuit

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

@Penman07 Woof

[🔞Redacted🔞 @Redactedmf]

I’m not a puppy boy I’m a puppy MAN