RedBar Riddler

Cryptic rhyming riddles to titilate Scarsclub diddles. This is a parody account. I’m all about the love.

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Mike and Jules, do it again. Their New Year's studio looks like the best in the land! Join Scarsclub! #redbar #scarsclub https://t.co/tHPTUdNYKq

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Jules and Mike, a dynamic duo. Without Jules as anchor, could Mike have made it through-oh? Has Mike softened or just matured? Because before Jules, he could be an out of control turd. #redbar #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Redbar Redbar, earlier on. Mike’s producer style was never an ugly duckling becoming a swan. He’s got the Midas touch, and as such, he’s garnered quite the following since he popped the clutch. We also like that Jules in the mix very much. #redbar #SCARSCLUB

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Sven, Sven, what’s the deal? Once often mentioned, maybe banished for his world view zeal? This one said some crazy things. Did Mike let him go before the stings from said things? #svenstoffels #redbar #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

The one and only Jules. With her there, Mike’s his best, and those who don’t think so be fools.
#scarsclub #redbar

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Where the HECK did Def Noodles go? 🤔

#redbar #scarsclub wants to know!

All his content has vanished? Did he retreat in shame or was he BANISHED?

#defnoodles

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Brian did learn, when the loving bond with Mike leaves, #redbar becomes a burn. 🔥

Mike probably went too far, and Brian and his wife did absorb some scars! #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

@itsjuststephfox You’re shy. Yeah right.

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Way before the limelight, Mike David caused some trouble. He survived his juvenile antics, but no one popped his bubble.

Mike or not Mike?

#props #redbar #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

One crazy night, Mike drank seemingly to no end. He admitted some embarrassing stuff that he’ll probably not defend. Ask Stavi! 🤭

#redbar #scarsclub #mikedavid

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

What oh what did happen with her? A brief #Redbar stint caused Dani Deahl a stir. It was before Mike found Jules, a noteworthy cure. There’s much to Redbar’s history, but looking back is a blur. #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

It’s been so long, but I still watch you. Your brand of funny is simple like two plus two. Wish I may, wish I might, stream Redbar scarsclub all damn night. #redbar #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

#redbar #scarsclub

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Mike David is a silver fox.
He’ll never starve because of silver locks.
Sheer them and save them in a box, because when the cash runs out, those silver strands will be worth more than worthless rocks.

#NewProfilePic

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

While the world burns
At least for a bit we’ll hopefully have Mike
Laughter is an important service
I hope it means he deserves us(#scarsclub)
Laughing is something we all like
So I hope Mike avoids the NWO putting his clever pretty head on a pike ❤️
#redbar #makemelaughbitch

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Mike David
I realize it’s rebellious and looks cool
Some minions might think to quit is lame
But you’d be better off dumping the whiskey
and focusing on fortune and fame
You’ll be funny just the same
It might improve your relationship
And it will likely up your game
#redbar

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Redbar oh Redbar
You talk some good sh*t
The spineless that fear you
Know but half of it
You’ve crafted a forum
That cares not for decorum
Since your juvenile minions
Submit to your dominion
With the wink of your eye
You can easily deny
The shenanigans
They willingly apply

[RedBar Riddler @RedbarRiddler]

Mike has multiple accounts, just like me. He can block me, or he can see.