Nate Of All Trades

DEI septuple threat. I am a straight, white, Christian, Abolitionist, pro-2A, American male.

Cool engineering things on my alt account @SwissArmyWrench

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

I endorse killing pedophiles and groomers. All of them.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@japan_nobunaga I am there every week at the same time, and they don't bring me a menu, they bring my glass of ice water and ask if I'll have the usual. They know my routines well there 😂

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

This is the correct way to acknowledge this

[Rep. Michael Granger @Granger4NH]

Today is the 22nd anniversary of Marvin Heemayer's "Killdozer" rampage, a reminder to all in public service to approach our duties with compassion, justice, and sanity. The decisions we make affect real people, so we should consider them carefully and soberly.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@4nt1p4tt3rn I'm moving to a county that's like 97% white next month. At my current place I can go outside at night and hear smoke detectors chirping. Gonna be an upgrade.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@Batenswytch Last summer I had guests meet me for Friday diner lunch 11 weeks back to back. But often times these things are a little harder to arrange haha

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@4nt1p4tt3rn I hate these so much. Such a distasteful way to modify a car.

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Indians act like every American does/did this.
This is because that's the measure that's necessary to be worse than India on the basis of sex crimes

[Sanvi Sharma @SanviSharm49500]

@votreami1 Stop going to an island with Under ages.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@wrowclif The Japanese seem to have such a philosophical attitude about the small things in life and I think we all could do with some more of that.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

I enjoyed reading this.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A house. The garage is full, so the car sleeps in the rain.

I walked past an open garage today, and I finally understand Americans.

The garage was packed to the ceiling. Boxes. A treadmill. Old chairs. Three bicycles hanging from hooks. Christmas lights in a plastic tub. No room for even one more thing.

And the family car? Parked outside. In the driveway. Getting rained on.

I stood there, deeply moved.

In Japan, we put the car in the garage and the boxes in the house. Americans do the opposite. And now I see why.

The garage is the treasure house. Inside it sleep the sacred relics: the bicycle the child outgrew, the chair no one sits in, the lights that shine one week a year. These must be protected at all costs.

The car is not a treasure. The car is a warrior. So the car is given the highest honor a warrior can receive. It stands guard at the gate, in the storm, all night, so the treasures stay dry.

The owner came out with his coffee. He saw me looking and shook his head.

"Yeah, I really gotta clean out that garage," he said.

Clean it out? I bowed to him. "You are a good man," I said. "Your car guards your home with its life."

He looked at his car. He looked at me. He said, "...thanks?"

He has never thought of it that way. But I could tell he liked it.

So now every morning I walk past, and I bow to the car in the driveway.

It has the hardest job in the family, and it never complains.

The owner waves at me now. He thinks we are friends.

We are. But mostly, I am here for the car.

This morning it was raining again. The car was soaked, still guarding the gate, still faithful.

So I gave it my umbrella.

I do not need it. I have known harder rain.

A warrior on duty should not have to stand in the storm alone.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@3YearLetterman I don't know who any of these are other than Greg

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@OldHollowTree Also, nice rhubarb you got there!

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@OldHollowTree Go Snail!

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@ShawnaNonna @Whatever26031 @dickensian1776 @libsoftiktok I've got little tolerance for people being stupid and I'm also a bit sleep deprived right about now 😂

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

I'm not denying that, you idiot. I'm just telling @dickensian1776 that he's hating incorrectly when he says they spelled it wrong. They didn't, they're making a play on words using the name of the spirit used in the drink.

It is very obviously an incitement of violence against DJT and I didn't say otherwise at any point.

You should work on your reading comprehension.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@LAChas77 And thus began the major beef between Charlie and Old Hollow Tree, let me go get my popcorn

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@dickensian1776 @libsoftiktok Bulleit is the name of the whiskey. It's been around since 1830 and is not a misspelling of "bullet", it's the last name of its creator Augustus Bulleit.

If we're gonna be haters we gotta do it correctly.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@ElkinsCattleCo @kaitlynolsker Probably either my coworker Kenny or my church friend Chris.

[ElkinsCattleCo @ElkinsCattleCo]

We did a beef giveaway a few weeks ago and figured we'd do it again!

One of our favorite parts of this business is getting premium Texas beef into the hands of people who may have never had the chance to try it before.

So we're GIVING AWAY a box with:

🥩 2 Boneless Ribeyes
🥩 2 NY Strips
🥩 2 Filets
🥩 2 Top Sirloins
🥩 5 lbs Ground Beef

To enter:

• Follow ElkinsCattleCo
• Repost this post
• Tag/comment who you'd fire up the grill with if you won

We'll draw a winner Monday.

⚠️ The winner will ONLY be contacted by this account. We will never ask for payment information.

Appreciate y'all being here and supporting our family’s passion.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

"Now the days are dark,
I'm in the autumn of the year,
And I think of my life like vintage wine,
From fine old kegs,
From the brim to the dregs,
It pours free and clear,
It was a very good year"

"It Was a Very Good Year" as performed by Realtime. I enjoy this song a lot.

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

@wrowclif Sometimes you just gotta rebel a little bit

https://t.co/PuxiXFK4mX

[Nate Of All Trades @Redbarn318]

Drinking my @sportdrink out of a beer stein. Which feels like it's against the rules. But SPORT DRINK was never trying to follow the rules anyway.