Matt Redbeard

Hella Rasta Joke Dewd All Day!

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My New Business Plan: you make money and then tell me how you did it.

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Carbonated Pizza

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Bleach Blob

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Hella just swallowed a ghost

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What if Michael Cera was really Michael Cena and he was just John Cena’s brother?

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More like Candy Korn am I right?

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More like pasta primadonna am I right?

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I just drank a polygon

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Slim Jim’s with Hot Pocket foam

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Oh so that’s how you milk a roach

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Do bees pee?

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What do you mean you’ve never cheesed some bees before?!

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Why is every inch of the Capri Sun pouch easily puncturable except for the part ur actually supposed to puncture?

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I bet Cheech & Chong we’re so high when they made Cheech & Chong.

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As a human who was in kindergarten when the movie Kindergarten Cop came out, I must say I agree.

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Monday Night Raw is the best show thats ever been on television and I will fight you over it. #RAW25

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Seriously impressed with the amount of whip its the homeless dude in this tree just did.

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Huh did the internet just skip?

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Just poured some Moon Mist in an empty Yerba Mate can cause my co workers just won’t understand.

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Anyone else see that curb stomp last night?