Loubitons

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Start living by this and I promise your life probably won’t get much better: nobody fucking cares. Who cares???

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Smiling because it happened, crying because it’s over

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Under think and over drink!!!!

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Course this didn’t happen. Anyone got it?

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Drink, smoke, and fuck today.

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

My brain is buffering and it’s stuck on 2%

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

I’m having a hoot

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I’m heartbroken to announce that I am no longer on vacation. Please respect my privacy as I navigate this difficult phase of my life.

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In unison: “Hi Adammmmm”

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Hi there can I please order a bok choy martini?

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I’m boutta hang my meat bc I’m so drunk

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Holy crud SB 2k26 is taking 20 years off my life

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

After watching JFK jr in Love Story, I can’t decide if I should journal about how single I am or jork it💔

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Ever wonder how the l in calf is silent?

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Yall ever love your life? Because I fucking do. (2 glasses of wine later)

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Being tan would fix me

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Just received a “he does NOT want you lil bro” text from my brother. I’m humbled

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

The constant gym thirst traps are starting to feel like a hostage situation. 🆘

[Loubitons @Redbottombishh]

Hungover and left on open

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It’s Monday again. I need to put jumper cables on my nipples