Kerry Allen

I make games! I've programmed for Darkside, EA, Microsoft and Activision and am currently a Senior UI programmer at Id Software!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@Khalexier lol! We should get shirts made for not being there! XD Were you planning on being there and it fell through?

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Spoiler: It didn't come home. Oh well, back to the void with me! :P

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Guys! It might actually be coming home this time!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

So, Maiden dropped from the top spot this year but is still a very respectable second. Also, I feel like one of these is not like the others...

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@FullSail Looks familiar… Maybe I’ve been there? 😂

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@FollowAsh_ Come back soon!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

My phone:
Start:100%
8 hours later: 50%
15 mins later: 8%
2 mins later: 1%
3 hours later: Still not dead

Someone’s lying!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Have you ever saved friend A’s number under friend B’s name and then gone 6 months chatting with B but you were really chatting with A?
And you realize this before they do, and all the conversations you’ve had are equally valid with both A and B so nobody will ever know? ;)

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Sure, I’ll own it!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Dear past Kerry,
Thank you for the extensive commenting you did on that one piece of code you wrote 3 months ago. Also f**k you for not always doing that!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

May I have your attention please. Will the real @JessBrohard please stand up! :P

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Me: Well, if nobody has any bugs they need me to take off them I'll stand by and grab the next thing to come in...

*10 mins later*

QA: So, we just got something and you're not gonna like it!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@tracywiu @damnitbennett It was a lot of fun! Did the house end up selling in the end? If not it’s not cause it wasn’t spotless!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Omg! A live squirrel just fell down my chimney!! 🐿

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Is it me or are almost all movie uses of binoculars redundant? Like, I get you're being stealthy, but if you can't see Steve and Joey conspiring 20 yards in front of you then you need glasses, not binoculars!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@leafcores @shaun_mccabe It's been tough and taken some adjusting for sure! I can't wait to be back in the office too, but I bet that will require adjustment again.
Pretty sure all our teams that left their offices 18 months ago will not be the same that return. Curious to see who we all are now!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@MelonieMac You're always welcome! ♥️ Dunno what was said or who said it but whoever they are they obviously haven't known you as long as I have. I can't think of anyone who's grown like you in every way in that time! You're an inspiration to a lot of folks and we're all here for you!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

Civilized people after eating messy food: I should use a napkin and wipe around my mouth.

Gryffin:

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

I just found out that @Starbucks Puppuccinos are a thing. Gryffin just found out they are his favorite thing!

[Kerry Allen @Redcoat_Kezz]

@MelonieMac There's a word for when you had one opinion years ago and have a different, more educated opinion today. They call it "learning" and it is NOT a character flaw despite what some folks will try to tell you <3