Mr Elusive

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

[JOB INTERVIEW]
It says on your CV that you are a magician, can you show me?

ME: *Points on CV to where it is says I am a magician*

[Rusty B 🎭 @RustyBComedian]

Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation one bit. Not at all.

MAGA: YAY MY PRESIDENT!

Mayor Mamdani: I have cut the $12 billion deficit.

MAGA:

[Verde Mar @Tetrametracall1]

Hey Washington:

Truth Matters. Remember this every single election. If you’re complicit, you’re gone.

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@Alanascottish Chaos like 💨 😝

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@SaraBuckley1972 Sending hope and strength his way 🙏🏼

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@Safcaliz Happy balloon day 🥳

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#Trump

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

After spending 14 years making cuts to the police, the courts, legal aid, prisons and the probation service, Tory MPs are now queuing up to point out how easy it would be to fix it all.

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

Here to help

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Allegiant airlines charges for a glass of water but you know what’s free? Ice. Now we wait.

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

My zucchini bread pics got more likes than your tits.

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@Burgandy_5 Actually had to stop scrolling ❤️

[𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 @SummerSongGirl]

Sending out a little love to anyone who needs it today

[MyNamesNotLinda33 @lindsaydawn216]

Self care isn't selfish its important.
My lazy days no longer consist of pointless TV show's and endless games on my phone. Now I spend that time working on myself. Mindfulness, yoga, appreciating what I have and reprogramming my mind with positivity.
Absolute game changer

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@josh_m2211 Longest reply award goes to…. 😂

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

Micha Richards is a class act. No offence to the Villa team, but he stands out like a sore thumb. #AVLMUN

[Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc]

When PE teachers have to teach a bit of Geography.

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@DonnieNixon666 @herprettybones Damn… this guy TOO smooth!

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

I just want to lay under a tree and stare at the sky all day.

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

@VideosLonewolf @bbcdoctorwho @BAFTA Of course you are black 😂😂 you’re a wolf mate. You have no mind of your own and use a word created for modern day social media, how ironically woke you are 😘

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

Made a list of all my skills. Got as far as:
1. Starting lists

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Like Fred West opening a new patio section in B&Q