Red Dwarf Quotes

Reply & Retweet! #BoysFromTheDwarf! With themes & games! Hosted by @Whiteleyvon #RedDwarfPosse #TeamSmeg

[Parody Kryten @KrytenRD]

The original and the best... @Reddwarfquotes #RedDwarf #TeamSmeg

[Jim R. @zymergy2]

Nailed it! “@KrytenRD: The original and the best... @Reddwarfquotes #RedDwarf #TeamSmeg”

[Keira Gee @Tweety_fan]

[after using Kryten's flat head for the job]
Lister: You alright, man?
Kryten: I'm fine, thank you, Susan. @Reddwarfquotes

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @1Grouse]

@Reddwarfquotes Rimmer> Flobadob blibblob bleeb

[Lee Miller @leemiller31]

@WithJohnHurt My son Ethan is in the Doctor Who magazine 4 being runner up in comp 'Ultimate Doctor Who Family' :-)

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy. But a shallow guy with a great ass!

[Parody Kryten @KrytenRD]

No news is usually good news! Unless it's no #RedDwarfXI news, in which case, no news can smeg right off! #Waiting @TORDFC @Reddwarfquotes

[The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club @TORDFC]

@Reddwarfquotes *sigh* why do I even bother?

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

@RedDwarfScience dammit

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

Could it be true!? http://t.co/k6nUXFqmnD

[Parody Kryten @KrytenRD]

Sir @Reddwarfquotes - you've almost reached your 4,691 irradiated followers target!! Come on Dwarfers, get following! #RedDwarf #TeamSmeg

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

Lister! Rise and shine, el slobbo! Come on, I've been awake for hours, Lister! Up, up, up! Come on! Exercise, Lister! Exercise, sonny boy!

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

@PolPotNoodle oh yeah!

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

I'm sick of you & your silly green suits, sick of your stupid flared nostrils. Sick of the way you always smile when you're being insulted.

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

I'm experiencing some £ problems & the missis is NOT happy. I've suggested we put together a solution package, perhaps over tea & biscuits.

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

You know what the worst book ever written by anyone ever was? - "Football, It's a Funny Old Game" by Kevin Keegan...

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

COKE ADDS LIFE!

#RedDwarf #IWCD

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[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

It's my birthday today. LOOK WHAT I GOT!! #RedDwarfPosse #TeamSmeg #GiveQuicheAChance

[Red Dwarf Quotes @Reddwarfquotes]

You know what to do. >>> http://t.co/HbeumRJiII
#TeamSmeg