RIP Chick Norris:
FACTS about Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups…
He pushes the Earth down.
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2.When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off.
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3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
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4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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6.There is no theory of evolution…
just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
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8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
You know what happened to them.
A completed Custodian Guard Shield Captain which we have painted for our clients collection and to lead their army to battle.
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Finished in a stunning set of golden tones, with contrasting reds and blue accents to create a lovely primary colour triadic scheme.
Our favourite parts were the cloth and guardian spear power blade. How many of you are looking forward to the new Custodian range?
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A completed Adeptus Mechanicus Onagar Dune Crawler from an army phase commission which we have just wrapped up in a forge world scheme our client created for their army.
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This crab like walker is an iconic miniature from the Adeptus Mechanicus range and has such presence within an army!
The red stripe on the front was a nice marker to signify its unit and a great choice by our client. The Mars themed basing works perfectly and is very fitting for the army!
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“All the Writers Went Home—Except Him.” — Why Henry Cavill Is Still Correcting 300 Lines of Lore at 4 AM for the Amazon Series. While the writers clocked out, Henry Cavill stayed behind — at 4 AM, red pen in hand, guarding Warhammer 40,000 like sacred text. Correcting lore, armor colors, even pronunciations, he’s not just starring in Amazon’s series — he’s defending grimdark purity from dilution. This isn’t method acting. It’s a siege. Click to see why fans are stunned. 🔗: https://t.co/iBMy0lwWvB
Arcadian Leontus, current Lord Commander Solar, on his cybernetic horse Konstantin, wearing the Radiant Helm, wielding his power sword Conquest, as myriad of Imperial Guard regiments answer Lord Solar's call to arms. By Paul Dainton for Codex: Astra Militarum, 9th edition.
Oil change. It was an oil change. Now we’re eight litanies down & sixty two more, coming. By Stefan Ristić, for Wrath & Glory: Church of Steel book.
"The Omnissiah entrust this machine into your care. Protect it and it will serve you. Mistreat it, and you deserve its contempt."
“That always was the problem with your Legion, Night Lord. You are quick with your torturer’s knives, but so few of you are worthy warriors. Listen to you, the masters of fear. You are cowards, like all cruel men.”
- Raldoron to Skraivok 🩸🪽
@RHNGS@DaltonRoller@saintblackpeter@ShitpostRock Right, but I think the tragedy of the setting is that such is the depth & breadth of the sadistic, infectious, malevolent horrors right across the universe, consuming humanity from without & within, the Imperium has been driven past the points of paranoia, despair & terror.
@Loquacian@dunkurtin@NornQueenKya 💯 Chaos Gods are the infinite extreme of their defining emotions & concepts, beyond the wildest, monomaniacal, supremacist fanaticism of mortals. Yes they also absorb some "benign" emotions, but then drive these way past the point of unimaginably corrosive & malevolent toxicity.
Heavy armor does not protect against fate.
Each step sounds like a sentence already passed.
They know luck will not come. They advance anyway.
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