Purple People Eater

Recovering Twins fan, Husband, dad, runner and sports fan.

[Purple People Eater @RedepennErik]

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[Purple People Eater @RedepennErik]

Nepo Ass face

[aaron navarro @aaronlarnavarro]

📍Highland, MI

David Beamer, father of Flight 93 victim/hero Todd Beamer, speaking at a Mike Rogers barn party, says this about El-Sayed:

“It takes more than a birth certificate to make you a Michigan man. He's not a Michigan man. He's a citizen. But that does not make him an American.”

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"I think it's time for Ukraine to get a new president."

US President Donald Trump hits out at Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, criticising him for targeting Russian refineries and saying he should be replaced.

Latest: https://t.co/LFWT0RHvhc

📺 Sky 501 and Virgin 602

[Purple People Eater @RedepennErik]

Little D soon to be rightfully unemployed

[Derrick Van Orden @derrickvanorden]

If you had held the hand of your dying friend while his wife cries out to God over a satellite phone because she knew she would never see her husband and father of their children alive again, you would have a different perspective.

This is not about politics, it is about saving our civilization.

There is nothing absurd about that, ma’am.

[Purple People Eater @RedepennErik]

Then you must know no other man

[peanutnostrils @peanutnostrils]

@Rsladue @derrickvanorden I like Derrick. He is a good man.

[peanutnostrils @peanutnostrils]

@Rsladue @derrickvanorden I like Derrick. He is a good man.

[mark normand @marknorm]

“No child of mine is watching a black mermaid!”

Same guy: “Tonight we live stream the execution as a family”

[Rebecca Cooke @RebeccaforWI]

Thanks to Vernon-Crawford Farmer's Union for hosting a great forum in Gays Mills last night. We dropped by to have supper with members and give brief remarks on how we keep our ag communities moving forward.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.

Less pizza, more gym, habibi.

[Chase Oliver @ChaseForLiberty]

Lets call this what it is, a toddler tantrum over not winning an award.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Can’t wait till this pathetic racist is (hopefully!) defeated next month.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Brilliant.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

The utterly delusional President of the United States just posted this pathetic, deranged rant about NOT getting the Nobel Peace Prize. He’s truly the most self obsessed malignant narcissist in the world. It is terrifying that he lives in a total fantasy world like this.

[KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @Mary1Kathy]

@SkinnerPm @ElmoPepperPot As a retired trauma nurse I second this sentiment. This should not be live-streamed or televised. It would be torture and abuse to the people who view it.

[Paige Ex GOP 🌻🇺🇸🦅 @ItWasACoup]

@MalloryMcMorrow @RedepennErik @ScottJenningsKY

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

He's fucked

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed

[Purple People Eater @RedepennErik]

He’s implying she has a drinking problem
I head his wife is a hooker
Fun game

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance on Amy Acton: "I did promise Amy that I would meet her at a bar later. I understand she's into that sort of thing, so I'm gonna try to get to know her."

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Sorry you lost your race too, @ScottJenningsKY

[Senator John Curtis @SenJohnCurtis]

Seneca warned that Rome’s bloody spectacles corrupted the people who watched them. A civilization erodes when it cultivates an appetite for executions as a form of entertainment.

Secretary Hegseth’s plan to livestream the Fort Hood execution risks feeding that appetite. The victims deserve justice administered with solemnity. Broadcasting a death diminishes us and is not an effective deterrent. I urge him to reconsider.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

So you think showing kids someone being murdered by a firing squad is a better lesson than reading to them (which is what drag queens do).

Respectfully that is psychotic.