Tylan Matthiesen

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Blakely pooping: “I’m gonna flush and then see if more comes out. Just like you do sometimes.” 💩

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Idea for @BachelorABC - before each rose ceremony let the contestants vote 1 person out, before the roses are passed out. #Bachelor what ya think @BarstoolTrent ?

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Downside = would force teams to overpay for quarterbacks

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

My Apple Watch gave me a new award for most consecutive days hitting my Move goal. Intentional actual workouts = 0 Fully accomplished by chasing a toddler #paternityleave

[Brig.Gen. Aaron Rodgers @BgenR]

@614___tOSU Mr. Zack,
The men are well prepared for conditions here in the Frozen Tundra. Local seamstresses have turned the ample bear skins we've acquired from the Chicago regiment into fine coats that turn back the cold air of the north.
Signed,
Brig.Gen Rodgers

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Finished a Fantasy Football league 0-13. It’s truly impressive. 5 games behind any of the other 9 teams.
Set every lineup, 1 trade, 20 waiver pickups. #myotherteamis10-1 #GoPackGo

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Isn’t it frustrating when your toddler doesn’t appreciate the awesome LEGO tower you’re building?! My 30 years of amateur LEGO architect skillz, are way better then you’re 8 months of “practice”.

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

This is fascinating, especially after @RiggsBarstool’s experience.

“The Short Game” on Netflix. Based on 8yr olds @PinehurstResort.

https://t.co/8phovAKTI7

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Committing now to not get a haircut until after 4th of July. 17 weeks and counting... 💁‍♂️ 💇‍♂️

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

As a married man, I need to hug my mother-in-law and tell her how great she is. #TheBachelor #runmadirun

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

BOO BARB OUTTA THE BUILDING! BOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOO #TheBachelor

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Where’s the defense? #lol

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

81

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Plane is so empty, I boarded last and upgraded myself to Comfort+. Also, no one behind me so I can recline without feeling bad. #PoorMansFirstClass

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Did you know: car blinkers appear to be optional in LA? 🤷‍♂️

[Marquez V-S @MVS__11]

Kids don’t try this at home. 12 a different breed of human.

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

#Fact: the Green Bay @Packers have the best record in the NFL.

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

Hey @Skyline_Chili - Marketing idea for next Christmas, have an Elf themed brunch!

[Tylan Matthiesen @RedhawkCaddie]

“May the God of hope fill you with all JOY and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope.” #Romans1513 #BlakelyJoy

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Welcome to the #Packers, @JaireAlexander!

📰: https://t.co/pWsQOwVTCy

#PackersDraft #GoPackGo https://t.co/L6xC1ki6zy

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

Could the Browns have picked Saquon 1 and still got Baker at 4?