Zachary Spitzer

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@GraveSugar Green

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

Hey @Delta , with all the issues you seem to have with limited overhead bin space, why do I keep seeing your own pilots but BOTH their carry-on and personal bag in the overhead? Seems like your people are part of the problem.

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@Chase Why is it so difficult to correct my BIRTH DATE on my credit card account? I've been working on this for three months now, not a single department can help me, I'm told to send a message through the secure portal and then receive a NAME CHANGE FORM in the mail.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Just a reminder that Pat Tillman, the man in the ad the NFL just opened the Super Bowl up with, was shot in the head by his own men in an intentional friendly fire incident after he became openly critical of U.S. war efforts (particularly in Iraq).

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@Cobratate Maybe don't get involved with human trafficking and the po po won't show

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@elonmusk where you at ya dirty slut?

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@Nothennyfr Women are the best in the world

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@NiciPicki Have you ever built one before? It isn't terribly hard, I had a buddy walk me through it through discord and yourube videos. You'll get more bang for your buck that way.

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@MaisieLynn17 This may be a weird hot take, but as a jew who's grandparents survived the holocaust, there's something poetic about using dice made out of a Nazi death machine.

I look at it as "I'm taking something Hitler wanted used to kill my family and having fun to spite him."

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@MsYawny Crypto? Nah, invest in guillotine manufacturers

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

The GOP is suffering from Partisan Derangement Syndrome.

[Erika Ishii @erikaishii]

From the moment I saw the Breaking Bad decals on the windows, I knew this Uber drive was going to be wild. Little did I know we were in for a RIDE. (PLEASE skip this thread if you’re disturbed by: anti-vaxx, conspiracy theories, anti-semitism.)

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

@MsYawny I can assure you, owning a house with a garage and backyard is 100 times better

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

That’s now two family members I’ve lost in a week to COVID, one not that much older than I. They were full-entrenched in Conservative media Anti-Vaxx beliefs and refused to get vaccinated.

If you can, PLEASE. GET. VACCINATED.

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Perhaps the stupidest minute of television that has ever been broadcast.

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

Ruff day getting dirty (and then soaking wet) at the park https://t.co/Qao7agLHR5

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

Someone's not enjoying the fireworks, as usual https://t.co/0OSHHKh5FZ

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

No special reason, here are my sweet pups https://t.co/3KlR9HzgfW

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

Gee thanks Credit Karma, but this isn't exactly a "positive" since I'm paying above the minimum.

And I'm 30.

And I have 50k+ still to go. https://t.co/ywmQ8ptvy1

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

"I have 9 more minutes to talk to these horses, can you fuck off?"

#dnd

[Zachary Spitzer @RedheadSuperjew]

"How do you explain a gun to a horse?"

#dnd