Always (Redacted)

Trying this again

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

@ladylegasuss Real! Her vibe in 50 shades vs Suspiria — miles apart

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Are you even 29 if you haven’t taken a good look at your life and cried because despite your efforts it's going nowhere all because you lost the lottery of birth? Oh just me? Nice one.

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

He's soo adorable and precious plasss

[Interesting World @_fluxfeeds]

This is Samuel Henderson, a young birder who's gone viral for his incredibly accurate bird call imitations.
His ability to recreate the sounds of different bird species is truly impressive.

📹lorisamuelsmom

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Person A ti gock e now💀 person B all the way pls

[Efrebor 🌈💞 @wickedsous]

The funniest thing is happening to me rn

I enjoy person A a lot but they do not have my time cos they’re super busy fair enough

I enjoy person B slightly but they really have my time and now we spend hours talking and now I find them much more interesting than person A😭

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

@Ogalolu Why don’t you love me for me Lolu?😔😔😔💔💔

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Peak

[Mabel @mabelgemdarling]

getting your coochie ate but they’re doing it as if they’re making out with it>>>>>>

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Just lost a semi-life changing work opportunity because they don’t work with Nigerians. Hope your own day is going well

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Excellent first sentence but the rest?😭ah

[Fego @FegoEwh]

When I was younger I used to look at what happened to Lot’s wife as really cruel because why turn someone into salt because they wanted to look at the only home they ever knew one last time? But after experiencing life a bit more, I see it as a mercy. She’d probably have

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Need to get cracked like a janky glowstick and slob on a fat one instead in here guzzling 7 tablets. God no be so we discuss am o

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Scary that a kid thag tried very hard to be friends w me is being dragged on here for being a degenerate liar. Not being a good texter finally saved me for one damn

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Togashi really gave back my kids mehn🥹🥹

[Inventario Oculto 👊 @Inventario_JJKL]

GON Y KILLUA HACEN SU PRIMERA APARICIÓN EN HXH DESPUÉS DE DIEZ AÑOS 😭💙

#hxhspoilers

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

God what a day ruiner

[ABC News @ABC]

A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment. https://t.co/CUNO7uUx5a

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Maintaining my silence lest the horny police bundles me 😔🤚🏾

I understand them sha

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Someone tried to whine me that I don’t look 31 over the weekend. I look it plis, you’re just trying to see my undies 🙂‍↕️

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

@ugo_sama Yes but if your enemy gets sick how will you keep getting some every once once😣

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

many men aren’t straight up terrified of stds and I find that fascinating

[The Alchemist. GREY @greyischaos]

Men use condoms during oral sex? That’s new/strange.

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Ah wait how can I be homophobic when Jesus and his dad made homo sapiens? In the clurb, we all homos🤪 #meandJesusRTwinz

[fine $hit (Shakesqueer)🏳️‍🌈❤️ @UduakNabasi]

Fornicating, smoking, drinking and you are not even homophobic
Not Christlike atall
Do better

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

I am half an inconvenience away from bursting into tears.

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

No way you people aren’t going to heaven because there will be several things I’ll give and it wont be grace lmaooo💀

[birkinboobs @ofunamii]

i give her grace for this one bc she grew up in a military household and it was apparently a normal punishment to her. she’d literally do this instead of beating me bc she thought it was more lenient 🧘🏽‍♀️

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

And every time try to ignore it, e dey always show me pepper wey no good

[Resident Ad & Party Aunty @Amy_rights]

Interesting pattern I've noticed:

Before every major pivot in my life, there was a period of discomfort I couldn't explain.

Not pain.

Not crisis.

Just a quiet feeling that I had outgrown something.

I've learned to pay attention to that feeling.

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

@omathewalker Meanwhile I dey fear the piece😭😭😭😭

[Always (Redacted) @RedicktedII]

Just interviewed a subject with the most traumatic ass life story and I feel so emotionally sucked dry😭