When you go winetasting and struggle to catch an Uber to Camps Bay, rather give up. Walking into @alancommittie 20 minutes late pretty much sets you up as fodder for the rest of the night. I hope you learnt a lesson Constantia!
Young 18 year old girl drove over the owner of his Porche which he had advertised as being for sale. She said she wanted to test drive the Porche. She got into the driver's seat. As the owner went to get into the passenger seat she drove over him and drove off. Then she sold it!