Count Donny 🏳️‍🌈

A ancient dark evil that has been trapped in a farm house filled with SO MANY quirky characters. Head of the local farming committee, in love with a shellfish.

[Epithet Erased (Doll animation...) @EpithetErased]

Hey #EpithetErased fans, don't miss this episode of "Ztreet Smartz for Kidz", the classic 1970s children's PSA that appears to be advertising... dolls, for some reason?

GET YOUR RICK AND PERCY DOLLS NOW!

[Cugu00 - Wishlist my game! @Cugu00]

#RWBY

[Ethan 💫 @ThatDisneyBoi]

Shoutout to home girl getting paid to emote for 45 minutes

[Wario64 @Wario64]

CyberPowerPC Gamer Xtreme Gaming Desktop - Intel Core Ultra 5 225F - GeForce RTX 5060 - 32GB RAM - 1TB SSD - Windows 11 is $999.99 at Costco https://t.co/VFhjwHj7eD

[Media OCD @MediaOCD]

Media preservation is very important

[Now He Sings @nowhesobs]

*looks up Tanner stages* Oh yeah that’s funny

[dawn 🍏 @lflaieljm]

went back to clip it for inevitable future use

[lyo🌻 @lyozo1_]

crying, speedrun so good they shit themselves 😭💔

[Horatius The Dwarf @HoratiusDwarf]

Tough pill to swallow:

[Pebbles Decides 🔜 ANE @Mothpebbles]

From my story

[KipAshley @KipAshleyy]

all of her videos on tiktok are literally just variations of shit like this but i think this one is the funniest, it had my dumbass laughing for like five minutes.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[RWBY Chronicles @RWBYChronicles]

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[Reiny 🏳️‍⚧️ @Ds_is_i]

I like having the knowledge of knowing this "evil caine" design resembles what we could have gotten in the actual show

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Medicare gets ripped off regularly

Exposés like this one are more and more common

The best involvement for government in healthcare should be as little as possible

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good morning

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Klaud from Star Wars ruined my life