Redneck Toddler

Im just a redneck 3 year old who loves huntin, fishin and Merica!
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Get well soon little buddy

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That's right

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Don't take offense if I call you you Ma'am or Sir. It doesn't mean you're old. Where I come from, it's a sign of res…

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Merica

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Skinny girls think they're fat. Fat girls think they're obese. And obese girls think they can wear yoga pants. Meric…

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An Obama supporter who "H8s WRKN." Imagine that. Merica.

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Y'all remember when MLK looted local businesses, set them on fire, and then burned American flags to end racism? Yea…

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At 18 you can serve your country, vote for a President, get sent to prison, and live on your own. But you can't buy …

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Freedom ain't free. Salute the troops. Merica.

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Remember, no matter how you do on your finals, you'll never be as dumb as the guy who tried to get himself eaten ali…

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Red, White and Boom. Merica

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Pretty much

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Merica

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Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy a 4-wheeler. And I ain't ever seen a sad person on a 4-wheeler. Merica.

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Shout out to the girls layin' in bed waitin' for that goodnight text. Go to bed, ugly. He don't love you. Merica.

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Merica

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LOL

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Next time you want to feel sorry for terrorists who were waterboarded, just remember this. F🇺ck terrorism. Merica.

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If hearin' the National Anthem doesn't make you want to throat punch a terrorist, you must hate bald eagles and drin…

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That's right