David Johnson

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@dotsonc That was a rough week.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@notgaetti @baseball_ref @obvious_shirts @ColeWright @CodifyBaseball @TheWARmonger_ @theaceofspaeder @JessicaDBrand @swillysports @lizzzzzzzzzzy @MetsMissy I was at his no-hitter in Cincinnati. It was miserable. 16-0 and just painful to watch.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@ObscureExReds *Jackson Frazier

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@craigcalcaterra If she really believed in her ideas, she’d film herself burning the tickets in protest so no other goddless heathen goes to see that lefty T-Swizzle.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@Nati_Sports He’s league average. He doesn’t do anything particularly well. The only time he’s been above league average for OPS+ was a couple years ago and he only played in about 40% of the games. Certainly we need help, but he isn’t enough better than what we have to justify a trade.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@DSzymborski How much can one banana cost anyway

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@craigcalcaterra I’m 4+ hrs from Atlanta and am blacked out. Stupid MLB.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@AstronautJackin @craigcalcaterra Bauer was a hateworthy jackwagon long before we knew he was into rough sex. Not kink-shaming, just think he’s an awful person regardless of what he wants to do in the bedroom.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@Lizzie_Baseball Fantastically written article! I feel for you.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@nashvillesounds Excited to see y’all play. This’ll be our first time seeing the stadium.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

Awesome! Go Clones!

[Cincinnati Cyclones @CincyCyclones]

For the first time in professional hockey history, tonight's starting five skaters are all players of color!

Representation matters ❤️

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@ambergoesviolin @ChickfilA Hoping for the best for you. My wife went through that about a year ago, had an obscenely huge growth on one of her ovaries and was like, “while you’re in there, may as well just take everything”. Expect a longer recovery time than you’re thinking. Best wishes!

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@MLBTV I’m over 4 hours drive from the stadium and cannot watch my Reds on my https://t.co/yZPG2KJjlt subscription. That’s asinine.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@craigcalcaterra Someone with Top Tits, I’m sure

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

What if Ohtani just goes to Japan instead of coming back to the US? Maybe he just stays there and signs with a different team….

My understanding is that Japan will not extradite their own citizens to other countries.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@craigcalcaterra People forgot that some folks were anti-Bauer even before the assaults came out. I was pissed when the Reds traded for him.

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@JoeyVotto Source?

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@notmadimarie At least you’ll have well-folded laundry…

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@MortytheRN 5132958628 if you want to be friends, yo

[David Johnson @RedsFan317]

@MortytheRN Depending on the cost, certainly