Tim Flood

Redstone Diaries is a real play podcast set in the world of Numenera. Well, it was. Right now we’re playing World of Darkness. Come and have fun!

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@ML3democrats Yes.

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@hwinkler4real The ‘no empathy’ kids want us to feel sorry for them whilst they rob us?!

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@jpalmiotti Forever among my heroes.

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@alterboogie Those shit birds are so fucking stupid they can’t understand that Al Qaeda is the wet dream of their Christian fundamentalist bullshit.

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@Suzierizzo1 In its beginning, Cartoon Network only had rights to enough programming for a twelve hour broadcast day so they looped the day’s programming for full 24 hr day.

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@Suzierizzo1 When I was a child it would be one or two channels that would run test patterns from three or four until six in the morning and then morning news shows would start.
Other channels would use reruns, usually the more popular shows from the night before.

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@alterboogie Having exiled in utah for more than twenty years I can assure you, those people can’t jerk off hard enough to their lord and savior dwumpey-dwumpf.

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@Emotion78687 She definitely earned that ‘S’ shield!

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@TheLewisBlack In fairness, one of my first jobs was at a little pizza buffet place. We had a taco pizza. It was pretty yummy.

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@jpalmiotti Start the countdown to drumpf crying “why isn’t there a stamp of me?!”

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@jpalmiotti @HP HP has been fucking up hard for some years now. Even before the Costco Photo Centers were all pulled out, they were consistently having issues refilling HP cartridges because the printers that were ‘smart’ connected and such would ping back to HP and block refilled carts.

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@lanabeesfw Unfortunately, that would be the most attention a woman would have shown me in a very long time.

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@jpalmiotti PlutoTV is pretty solid too. Now there’s a The X-Files channel. And one of my most favorite things has always been the Stargate and poker channels.

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@SarahWorkx Great! You look like someone who would want to be just friends and then still not invite me to your birthday.

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@lady_valor_07 That he’s a true American!

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@KUTV2News Yeah, every five seconds with those people.

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@GovPressOffice NOW! These idiot, incel, jackenapes are going to be affected by their drumpf-sucking bullshit.
Well, now they’ll understand they’re being affected.

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@TheArchiveKid @RealJamesWoods Nor cell phones, televisions, and absolutely automobiles.

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@AlannaBennett This is that fateful first step down that notoriously slippery slope.
And I know this beside the point but The Simpsons predicted this.

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@StephenKing Don’t call them “facts pulled out of its ass” stupid people will think they’re actually facts. Those people can’t comprehend sarcasm, hyperbole, or how to wipe their own assholes.