T.Roosevelt™

From the ground⬆️🆙ima make it happen🗣..Young wita Ol Soul🕺🏿..Humble🐐..Chef Ree👨🏾‍🍳..T.Roosevelt ™📠📚..Was in my bag before the slogan💰👳🏾

[T.Roosevelt™ @Ree_2Timez]

I'm the author of the books, yea a genius wrote it📚 https://t.co/PMY54kaZ0K

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

"Princess treatment" was historically the reward for a woman who brought immense peace, loyalty, and cooperative value to a man's life. It was never meant to be the baseline expectation for a woman who brings absolutely nothing to the table except a bad attitude and a list of financial demands.

[s. @2xsam_]

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

This.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Somebody needs to tell Floyd we understood he was rich 400 videos ago

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 A U.S. Army soldier's recruitment pitch:

"Join the Army, stay single, grind 8 years, grab degrees/certifications, and stack cash like it's free.

It's the fastest way to get rich legally."

Probably not the recruitment video the Pentagon had in mind...

Source: @DailyLoud

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

If a man looks at a woman and says, "I expect you to cook all my meals, clean my house, and cater to my every need while I keep all my money to myself,"
society rightfully calls him a toxic manipulator and tells the woman to run.

But if a woman looks at a man and says, "I expect you to pay my rent, fund my lifestyle, buy my bags, and take care of my needs while my money stays my money," society calls her a "Queen" who refuses to settle. We have weaponized the word "standards" to justify legally robbing men blind.

Look at the most popular advice given to young women today. It is entirely focused on extraction. We teach women to secure the bag, to test a man's love by how much he is willing to spend, and to leave him the second he faces financial ruin. We demand that a man bleeds himself dry to prove his loyalty, while the woman is encouraged to build a secret safety net with her own income just in case she wants to leave him. He is funding his own replacement, and society claps for it.

[💎𝐊𝐚𝖎 𝐁💎 @official_kaiiii]

she wasnt even twerking… just hot-dog hot-dog hot-diggidy dogging on that stage😭😭😭

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Someone said if the Epstein files were full of Black men, America would be on fire right now. There would've been hundreds of arrests , media dragging everybody nonstop. And honestly… they didn’t lie. But since it’s them white hellites, it’s crickets and “ongoing investigations.” Like what are y’all actually doing?

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[susa @prinkasusa]

Slavery never ended. It evolved into a system that makes you believe you're free. Centuries ago, slaves worked all day with no pay. But they were fed and sheltered. Today, you work all day, you get paid. Then spend it all on food, water, and shelter. The prison didn't disappear. It just rebranded. Old slavery: chains on your body. New slavery: chains of debt. Mortgages, student loans, credit cards - Debt is the modern whip. Your life is the cycle: Wake up. Commute. Work. Collapse. Repeat. You're told to be "grateful" for weekends while elites buy back their time with your labor. And every paycheck? Taxes, inflation, hidden fees take their cut. You keep scraps. They keep the wealth. They dangle luxuries to keep you chasing. Old slaves knew they were slaves. Most people today... don't.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Spoil yourself with something tangible every time you get paid.

Seeing the fruits on your labour is what keeps you going.

[Praise @tufpraise]

30 is old only if you are trying to become an athlete.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Being this fat in the wild he’s either a thief or the leader of a monkey cartel

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Indeed.

[T.Roosevelt™ @Ree_2Timez]

Children don’t need explanations.
They need patterns they can trust.
This story was written to remind kids they are safe, loved, and never forced to choose.
My digital book is out now on Amazon/Kindle, physical copy will be available soon. 📖link in bio

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

All you gotta do is get so deviously betrayed and bamboozled one time in your life of purity to change the entire trajectory of your relationships to any human ever.