Reece Franklin

cto @ tunehatch

[tara @proletarat]

I’ve successfully reduced Phone time by looking at Computer more

[mickey friedman @mickeyxfriedman]

she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try

but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try

[Max @maxtmcc]

they say the average new yorker commits 2.6 crimes a day, but that is actually a statistical misconception. mayor eric adams, who commits 19,322 crimes a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME

[Reece Franklin @ReeceDFranklin]

Reece Tries to Remember to Use Twitter: Part XXVI

[Essential Accents Co. @AccentsCo]

@ReeceDFranklin Are you not supposed to microwave canned soup?

[Essential Accents Co. @AccentsCo]

@ReeceDFranklin Retweeting doesn't count