Reece

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I b saying “babe” platonically n “bro” romantically u can’t save me.

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the rings

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

did you know there’s 40 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

Vegan lasag

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

Im really enjoying climbing and how good I'm getting at it but I cba having aches every fucking day atm

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

Said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing I'm missing in my life now is a chest freezer

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

My tips are already enough to pay my full rent and now just negotiated a pay rise today!!!!

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

POV: she has a cold

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

whoever decided the 7 wonders of the world must’ve never seen full bush in a thong

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

@sfnyrskn I hope whoever likes this tweet goes to jail

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

Left me earphones on a table in work and looked on the find me app to see they've apparently wandered off to the Mexican down the road 😭

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

wish they would’ve taught me in sex ed that if you want to be sexually active you also need to be proficient at quickly cleaning ur entire house before your partner comes over on short notice

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

My dad is cancer freeeeeee hell fucking yea boiiiiiiiii

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

2 train cancellations, redirected to Birmingham, air con broken in every carriage I am about to start writing my suicide note

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

Northampton mid 30s while liverpool is low 20s i never should have left

[nell 🏳️‍⚧️🐀🩸 @estratgen]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

@sfnyrskn Probably the craziest but also funnest time I've had all year

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

date a girl who wants to suck your dick not your energy

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

Don't have sex in this heat you'll both feel like you've went for a swim afterwards

[Reece @ReeceKay_]

I hope everyone has a very good day besides avanti west coast trains