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Aww Jeezy Peeps Man

[Yasha Levine @yashalevine]

what have we done

[Iraola’s Reds @IraolasRedz]

Fucks he wearing 😂😂😂 these modern day pro’s are helmets aren’t they

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Typing your email and password on your tv with the remote

[Sarmo ⚫️🟠 @sarm0161]

Like getting the Forest job this.

[jim rob @thejimrob]

Why is he holding the microphone like a wee mouse holds cheese

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

Calling someone a nonce in the UK is now much more serious a crime than actually being a nonce.

[Osh Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OshJones25]

I’m not even Scottish but what a moment a what a bit of iconic commentary

“Shoot, SHOOT!!” 😂😂

[R @ReeceKennedy07]

Cunt no wonder he tried to do a nash. Mum with a tattoo like Mike Tyson smashing 😂😂😂

[Edinburgh Live @EdinburghLive_]

Edinburgh boy found trying to buy train ticket after 'going missing from primary': https://t.co/f7xiMcJnuM
https://t.co/f7xiMcJnuM

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This may be the single funniest moment in the history of live TV.

Jesse Waters asks Kid Rock what he’s going to be for Halloween. Kid Rock’s puts on a mask then says something that sends the whole Fox News studio screaming.

Waters is in tears 🤣

Comedy. Our country is healing

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

"He is constantly banging on about how he’s going to sort out the country, and I just sit there thinking, 'Mate, you can’t even sort out your own teeth'.”

Jeremy Clarkson on Zack Polanski.

Very true. 🔥

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

The right way of doing it non of that carrying on working shite, what a fella

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Just some statistics

UK Muslims are 6.5% of the population but are responsible for:

97% of terror deaths since 2000
90% of MI5's terror watch list
75% of terror threats
84% of child gang rapes
18% of prisoners
6000 FGMs a year
1.5x birth defect rate
48.6% of 16-64 not employed
27% in social housing

But you won't hear that on the BBC will you?

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

A dad can lose friends. He can be misunderstood by his own family. He can carry the weight of criticism and still sleep just fine at night.

Why?

Because his mission isn’t to be liked by the crowd. His mission is to be respected, trusted, and loved by the most important audience in his life.

His children.

One day, those kids will look back and realize why Dad said ‘no’ when everyone else said ‘yes.’ Why he stood his ground when it would’ve been easier to bend. Why he took the long road, even when the short one looked tempting.

A father success isn’t measured by applause.

It’s measured by who his children become.
By how much they seek his company when they no longer need him.
And by the grandchildren who carry his legacy forward.

[Olga Bazova @OlgaBazova]

Countries with the highest number of arrests for online comments in 2023:

🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 12,183
🇧🇾 Belarus: 6,205
🇩🇪 Germany: 3,500
🇨🇳 China: 1,500
🇹🇷 Turkey: 500
🇷🇺 Russia: 400
🇵🇱 Poland: 300
🇹🇭 Thailand: 258
🇧🇷 Brazil: 200
🇸🇾 Syria: 146
🇮🇳 India: 100
🇮🇷 Iran: 100
🇫🇷 France: 54
🇺🇸 USA: 50
🇻🇳 Vietnam: 45
🇪🇬 Egypt: 20
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 15
🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: 13
🇭🇺 Hungary: 10

And then Brits come and lecture the world on the so-called "free speech" 🤡

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

🎯

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Man … as a father this image hurts.

The world is becoming crazy. People used to joke that the “Mad Max” universe was coming.

It’s here.

Work so hard your daughters do not need to take public transport.

She looks terrified, and she died alone on that bus.

Fry this retard. Today.

[SCassidy🍏 @iamscassidy]

Still laughing at this

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mayor of Derby, UK Ajit Atwal

[zae @itszaeok]

she look like a scooby doo villain 😭😭