Reece

[John Dutton @mindofprospect]

Anxiety to go to work but no anxiety to appear on national television. In fact. Let me keep my mouth shut

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

that’s clearly a woman

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Roy Keane is absolutely raging with Kyle Walker😭😭😭

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

So let me get this right, a father of two has been jailed for over 3 years for helping a load of poor people watch the football.

Whilst the BBC news anchor who purchased and downloaded 41 indecent images of children walks free on a suspended sentence?

Make that make sense!

[Keir Crispy||Investor £630pm pip📊 @KeirPIPreceiver]

They’re keeping you alive to pack a punch

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

like us making the boxes bigger but keeping the pizzas the same size

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Etihad leaking, but we won't see it in the news because it's not Old Trafford 😭😭
https://t.co/qKAXdu7UbB

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Bruh what?!?!?!

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The only way to put away tupperware

[George @6ftNewt]

I don't usually watch the Olympics, but I think the bloke in front is cheating. 😐🤣

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

If soccer is art, this kick is the "Mona Lisa" painting⚽️

[big rob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SimpleFacks]

me bruvver big john spittin facks

nuff said

[SW @SW11___]

Sunday

[Leslie Davidson @BigLez67]

it’s coming home

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

Just outrageous

[Brett @brettpufc]

No doubt I’ll get a called a flag basher for this, but changing a country’s flag seems a bit disrespectful. No matter what country it is.🤷‍♂️

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

• Nov 2023 – Full PL debut
• Nov 2023 – Starting XI player
• Jan 2024 – Man Utd Player of The Month
• Feb 2024 – PL Goal of The Month
• March 2024 – First England senior call-up
• April 2024 – FA Cup semi-final

All at 18 years of age.

Insane SIX months for Mainoo. 🤯🌟

[ahmed🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

The Carabao Cup was a Mickey Mouse trophy the last time United won it. It’s something significant now though😂