luna faluna

in a constant state of mental anguish

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

"No one wants to work anymore."

the jobs:

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

@Snapchat No one asked for this for the love of all things holy get rid of it

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Hot take: If you’ve been with a company and have moved up several times since you’ve been hired and worked your ass off for them, and they offer you a 45¢ raise to get you to stay, you are not even worth the 45¢ to them.

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Another Employee Appreciation Day means another “Pizza Party”

Pls I just want a raise

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Just spent $700 to be told that my cat was dehydrated

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

I truly am a woman of habit

2014 2022

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

If you’re from the Midwest, I do NOT recommend getting a husband who is from FL unless you like your apartment set to 85° every waking minute

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Checking my bank account is like playing Eels and Escalators and I'm SpongeBob

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

These Facebook military recruiters are getting out of hand

[Maima 🍒 @maima_xo]

“When did I ask” Is never not funny. Unless u do it to me then actually grow up

[bobby @bobby]

if you have a hundred billion dollars all you have to do is give away 99 billion dollars and everyone will love you forever. they'll name planets after you and stuff. and you still get to have one billion dollars.

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

My sister: “I lost my debit card can I Zelle you all of my money”

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Why am I just learning that chickens can actually FLY

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Them: I’m going to get a dog whether anyone likes it or not

Me: you live in a 1 bedroom apartment with a small child and 2 cats that you don’t have room for as it is

Them: fuck you! *buys a 50lb dog that isn’t even allowed in their apartments

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Even if you don’t have kids, you’re lying if you say you don’t like Bluey

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

@DisneyDLV please fix this #PS4share

https://t.co/gWB3nrWMj7

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

@yunggravy @bbnomula I got Covid from your Milwaukee show pls give me merch to compensate ((joke))

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Just tested positive for COVID and immediately looked up of dogs can get it too. Just know that if my dog gets COVID from me, I WILL kms and that’s a promise

[luna faluna @Reecespieces83]

Peak big sister moment where my little sister said that I created all of her core memories