1. No. of Kenyans killed in Nanyuki Ebola protests: 3
2. No. of Kenyans killed by Ebola: 0
3. No. of Americans killed by Ebola: 0
Ruto has now killed more Kenyans on Kenyan soil than Ebola has
Dear @USEmbassyKenya, are you happy that your Ebola facility is costing Kenyan lives?
I think the reason Chinese and Russian scammers thrive in the game for long is that the FBI can't just go to Beijing or Moscow and arrest random fellas in their apartments.
I love how this hantavirus breaks out on an isolated ship full of people from all over the world, and the immediate solution is to send everyone who was exposed right back to their home countries around the globe. Brilliant containment strategy.
After deep soul searching, I have decided that TUTAM is the only solution.
It is therefore important for me to state that;
TUTAMtoa asubuhi na mapema,
TUTAMpeleka Sugoi,
TUTAMkamata,
TUTAMpeleka jela,
Mambo ni TUTAM.
How do you tax vehicle importation at a 100% rate of its value, in a country that doesn’t manufacture vehicles and lacks public transport.
Whoever comes up with these ideas is totally useless
Today's afternoon dose of anger comes from Rome, Italy.
The President flew to Rome for a three day State Visit.
Then Mudavadi led a Kenyan delegation to Rome.
To receive the President.
In Rome.
The President who left Kenya, was received in Italy.
By Kenyans who also left Kenya.
To welcome the Kenyan who had already left Kenya.
In another country.
We flew a delegation to Italy to say karibu to a man who left from the same country they left from.
As if there was no one to receive them in Italy because they were the ones doing the receiving in Italy.
This is not the first time.
Kenyan delegations have received the President in Paris. In Washington. In Dubai. In Tokyo.
The pattern is consistent.
The President travels.
A delegation follows to meet him there.
Strategic partnerships are announced.
The delegation flies back.
The cost is classified under miscellaneous.
Meanwhile Ichungw'ah is asking how protests will bring fuel prices down.
I have a better question.
How does flying to Rome to wave at someone who left from Nairobi bring anything down?
Anyway, Tuesday is Tuesday!!
Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.
Ichung’wa amesema petrol London ni Ksh 302, so we should stop complaining.
Sawa. Quick question: minimum wage huko United Kingdom ni ngapi?
A petrol attendant in London earns roughly Ksh 400K minimum per month. In Kenya, you will be lucky to get 15K for the same job.
Shida ya politicians ni kudhani sisi wote ni Wamaasai.
I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.