The Blue Menace

Your friendly neighbourhood chocolate man.
I like Chelsea FC abit too much.

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

found a new angle of that Rodri Bernardo incident 😂😭

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

I thought he was finished? Hmm 🤔 🤣

Get in there Jose. The best to do it. My gaffer 💪🏻💙

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

Happy 60th birthday to the best owner football has ever seen, Roman Abramovich.

Have a great day boss! 🎉🥳💙

[⚡️ Mr Bootleg (Refollow pls) @MrBootlegV3]

An elephant gets a whiff of a nasty black pussy and almost instantly vomited 🤣🤣🤣🤣🦍🦧🦍🦧🦧🤣🤣🤣

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Why do people act like PSG didn’t care about the club World Cup final?

This was how they acted after they lost.. 🤣🤣

[Cutie❤️💖 @Cutie_queenA]

This guy should never join this current Chelsea squad,, I'm seeing what most of are not seeing & his arrival to the team will be devastating.

Big epl clubs should not allow this to happen.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I’ve seen banter eras but ours is a discovery 😭

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

Okay well what a way to basically announce it 🤣

Welcome to Chelsea I guess Alex Scott?

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

This is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[Tom Overend @tovers98]

Mike Penders will have a baptism of fire at Stamford Bridge, with his first two PL games being Spurs and Manchester United.

He was brought in to be our main goalkeeper for years to come, and now he will have the chance to show what he is made of.

Promising start at Everton.

[SKELLY. @Bowdz_]

That Saeed guy is a fuckin pussy LOOOOOOOOL your entire net worth is built off of criticising people online. To get clicks and views you sit there and tell players publicly you’ll meet them in the car park and bs like that. You flew too close to the sun and got called a fat cunt and now you wanna cry to the internet.

Fucking neeks all of you football twitter lot I swear

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

Palmer, Pedro, Rogers, and Neto in attack this season

[CarefreeLewisG🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇹 #WORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

Expressions vs the Hardys uno, this run is incredible 🤣👏🏾

[- @Mahmuss__]

they've clocked the fraud already lmaoooo

[Macca @xMaccaEFC]

If u don't respect this level of being cunts then footy isn't the sport for u I'm afraid

[CarefreeLewisG🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇹 #WORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Zak 🇪🇸 @ZG1999_]

*whistle blows*

Chelsea:

[Dray 🍄 @CFCDray]

Sakueke is up there with Udoggystyle, Hawk Tchoua and Alexander Lackofthreat

[🇨🇦 @ranzafc]

“Bruno Fernandes receives the ball and is going to start the counter attack”

[Midnite @midnite]

Jordan Henderson vs Bournemouth highlights