BREAKING: Dumb & Dumber address the nation! 😂🇺🇸
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin reassure Americans following the nationwide FAA ground stop. ✈️🤦♂️
AI Satire / Parody
#SeanDuffy#MarkwayneMullin#FAA#DumbAndDumber#Satire
Dear @SecDuffy (Sean Duffy)
Literally NO ONE is buying the BULLSHIT you are selling.
You are completely out of your depth.
You just sound stupid, unprepared and unqualified.
That press conference by Duffy was disgusting. The nation is in the midst of a crisis and needs answers and reassurance. Instead we got a string of demands and accusations in a political speech intended only as a cover for Trump. This is what the American people just repudiated.
$50 billion dollar shakedown so we can fly safely.
But wasting money on a ballroom, gaudy gold all over the WH, building some terrifying Arc filled with weapons, and bombing Iran is totally fine with Trump’s admin.
But fork over more money you pathetic peasants!
How about 🖕🖕🖕
.@PeteButtigieg: "We did a lot to upgrade the system. When we had an outage, I didn't stand there complaining about the Trump administration. We got to work... I'm certain that that's what career officials...at FAA and USDOT are doing. This should not be about politics."
DUFFY: How many times does this have to happen before congress gives the money to fix it?
R: You’ve been in office almost two years now, Republicans controlled both chambers of congress and still do.
DUFFY: What your network are you from?
This is the tone deaf NONSENSE that trump is posting about now -- some motion picture revival crap, in the midst of a MAJOR transportation crisis.
In case you didn't already know, America has no competent leadership in the White House.
What a BUFFOON.
🚨MASSIVE BREAKING: It is official. Lauren Boebert has been DEFEATED by Democrat Eileen Laubacher.
One of Trump’s most outspoken allies has just lost her seat in Congress. Another major victory for Democrats and another sign that the MAGA movement is dead.
Trump decided to finally show some leadership and released a statement on the plane situation.
Just kidding, he posted an incoherent rant about movies.