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I'm taller than Kennedy #fact

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All I really want in life is a good Super Bowl halftime show

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Life update- mom cut my bangs too short and now I’m emotional

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Unpopular opinion- full house is a terrible show

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Obviously tracking mom on her way back from grandmas so I know when she’s home and I can ask her Harry Potter related questions

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Tuck your shirt in #marchmadness

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If Valentine’s Day is a scam by hallmark to sell cards then Christmas is a scam by the retail stores to sell more product

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Petition to actually have a good Super Bowl halftime show next year

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Trust issues because of AI

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McDonald’s really bringing down the country with these paper straws. Do better McDonald’s.

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The grinch’s sewing abilities are under appreciated #Christmas

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Holly Rowe for mvp #SECChampionship

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Tuck your shirt in #NCAAWBB

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Emotional because Dunkin gave me the wrong doughnut this morning

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If you’re looking for something scary to do tonight put away that ouija board and type your symptoms into webmd #Halloween

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Hey nfl kickers… you okay?

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I just wanna play pickle ball with the old ladies

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Life update- mom made pancakes

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I don’t know at what age people stop calling their mom for cooking instructions but I know I’m not there yet

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There are people who have never made their cat dress up as a hotdog getting eaten by a shark for #SharkWeek and it shows

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#sharkweek day one t shirt