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Bird just shit on my face. Wife and daughter can’t stop laughing. Stupid bird

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Fuck @FedEx

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@FedEx @FedExHelp this is ridiculous you just delivered something I sent away my house is the return address not where it was supposed to go

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@FedExHelp you clowns just delivered something to me that I literally just sent back. My house is the return address

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Promised my daughter I would quit cigarettes. Down to my last 4. Gonna be a long week

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We be arguing at work. Kong or Godzilla?

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Man fuck this wind

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@CenterCust59552 I’m not following shit your company is a joke

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@FedEx has fallen off. Last several packages thru them have missed multiple delivery dates. Looks like this next one is on track for the same. 🤡

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@Matt_Pinner All 20

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My daughter just referred to heavy cream as “fat milk” lol

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@Cloudchord hey my daughter wants to learn to play guitar. She’s 8. Any recommendations for a beginner guitar?

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@RAtheRuggedMan When’s the new album coming?

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Got home from work today and my wife has the Christmas tree set up…

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6 years sober from booze today. Crazy

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@Cannonball_Bill Still kinda winning tho because she got mad her Alexa can’t find road to the stars

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@Cannonball_Bill Dude my daughter has had that shit on repeat since it came out 🤦‍♂️

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@Borderlands @DuvalMagic yo the new patch erased all my golden keys.

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Borderlands is dope