Really Dan (G)Reed

Director who totally isn't obsessed with Michael Jackson (parody account)

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@aj_773 @MrErnestOwens

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@MrErnestOwens "trolls" aka the people calling you out on your bullshit

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Thank you so much producers guild! Only problem I see is that you put non fiction but thanks for the award anyways.

[Producers Guild of America @producersguild]

Congratulations to #LeavingNeverland and producer Dan Reed.

#PGAAwards

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I've been thinking of getting Eminem to do the soundtrack for leaving Neverland 2. Best part is if he says anything homophobic in it we can just get Elton John to say he's ok with it.

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@liilliiD Fuck it, gonna go out of character one more time for this. You ever notice it's always the tweets with the most likes that are from the shittiest people?

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@se7enr1ngs I'm sorry but I gotta go out of character for this one. She's not even Mexican, she's Columbian. And I'm pretty sure she's popular in all of Latin America

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Thank you for reminding me that I wasted perfectly good marketing money by paying them to spread li- I mean uh, say he was guilty on twitter

[Manu Bezamat @manuelabezamat]

There’s an entire community on Twitter dedicated to trying to prove that MJ is cancelled and irrelevant by tweeting about him every day. Let that sink in.

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I think i found out how to market Leaving Neverland as a Halloween movie. I'll say it's a movie about two evil men making a zombie army attack an innocent man.

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@CaledonianKitty I do not look like a dehydrated scrotum. Ask anyone and they'll tell you I look more like a mix between a blobfish and an egg

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@swearsinvintage I guess I should've believed them when they said my Micheal Jackson fanfiction wasn't realistic enough.

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Joker has a clown, and it made a lot of money.

It chapter 2 had a clown, and it made a lot of money.

So how come my movie with *two* clowns didn't make as much money?

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@Sauronbaggins24 @pamelaegeonu I'll have you know I'm nothing like Lex Luthor. He was actually smart

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Sorry I haven't been saying anything lately, been recruiting some fantasy writers for a Leaving Neverland sequel.

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I would just like to say I'm dissapointed that Leaving Neverlands Emmy win was cut from the replays. Do you know how much me and HBO spent to get that award?