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Tommy fleetwood +9,000 live. Got banned from my burner - guess this is what it’s come to idgaf. Thanks Elon

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@Daniel_Rapaport Nantz is simply providing transparency by stating “seconds ago.” Would you rather he fakes a reaction while everyone heard the cheers on the live broadcast? Also he quiet clearly says “fairytale story” not “fairytale continues” so that’s just a straight up lie. You’re a clown

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@AsgiGuy Exactly

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@AsgiGuy Can’t relist on Axs because they’re all on one bar code. Going to need to walk in with whoever I sell them to. Such a pain in the ass they made it

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Just realized I’m unintentionally 5 days into dry January. Also, about 15 pages deep in Marcus Aurelius' “Meditations.” Kinda feel like a monk

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Hungover at the eye doctor. Top 10 worst experience of my life (might start tweeting again)

[The Open @TheOpen]

Rory. McIlroy.

#The150thOpen

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@ryan05foster If it doesn’t add up letters should work just fine

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@ryan05foster Don’t look now

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I’m sure Scottie Scheffler is a good guy and all but I would be lying if I said I wanted anything other than a complete and utter meltdown today

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@reywas__ Drawing fouls is part of the game, Mr. Saw

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@NickLeGates1 Not if you had it at +6.5. I needed a shower after

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Maybe it’s the +3500 World Series MVP bet in me, but this one hurts more than Freddie

[Scott Coleman @scottcoleman55]

Love you forever, Jorge

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There’s a very real chance Matt Olson is better than Freddie Freeman over the next 3 years. The sky is not falling

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I think this probably goes without saying but if you’re ever thinking about flying with Spirit Airlines, don’t. Go fuck yourself @SpiritAirlines

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Me Calvin Ridley
🤝

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Poetic justice

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And just like that folks your Super Bowl champion is decided by a flip of a coin. What wonderful product @NFL

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If Josh Allen doesn’t get a chance to touch the ball in OT, I’m boycotting the rest of the playoffs. Worst rule in sports

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Aaron Rodgers has gotten a lot of joy this season out of being his “unapologetic self.” I wanted to know if he’d talk about what that meant, so I sent him an email. On the eve of the playoffs, it turns out, he did want to talk, so I mostly listened. https://t.co/7GPFmxEpnF