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“America is a polished turd”

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“If you’re gonna die anyway, wouldn’t you want to go out with something cool?”
Happy birthday Reed!

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“Babies freak me out because they have built-in self destruct buttons”

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“The country’s in turmoil, let’s build a mountain!”

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This is the only important content we have ever posted.

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“I had frosted tips”

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“I had frosted tips”

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“Side note: I owned Doc Martens”

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“Yoko Ono is the vomit of Earth”

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“Stro, you look how I feel: a mess”

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FRESHMEN: Vote Bryce Harrison for your class president! #WBCivicLeader

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“There’s frozen dogs in space. Think about it.”

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“By the time you write the SAQ and the DBQ and you get to the LEQ, your soul will be gone”

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“I didn’t realize how big DECA was - it was like a big cult. But like, a cool cult. I would definitely recommend drinking the Kool-Aid on that one”

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#NewProfilePic

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“It almost sounds like a didgeridoo” #onlyWB

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“No it’s not a tattoo, it’s henna. $5 at a gas station.”

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“My grandpa has more of his butt on his face than his actual face.”

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Not a quote, but just imagine Mr. Reed driving down to Myrtle Beach in a bright red Volkswagen Bug.

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“He leads a country into the mass extinction of a group of people. Because that’s what you do when you’re a failed artist apparently”