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Fuck the lip-pickers horrible ringless organization

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Just a picture of the @muffin_topper ring count

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We are proud to announce our New OC Shane Gillis and DC Demarcus Cousins III

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@xia_boReporting Your team blows

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First and foremost we want to say thank you to TreVeyon Henderson and Marvin Harrison Jr. for than short but enjoyable tenure. At the end of the day this is a business and we need to change with the current landscape of the league. No player is bigger than the team(except Jahmyr)

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@SweatshopFB Are you choosing not to grow?

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@xia_boReporting Who r you

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It’s The First Day of the Season!

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We would like to welcome Bo Nix to the team. He’s got a bright future with our organization.

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@SweatshopFB Jalen Milroe

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@SweatshopFB Not worried about the likes it got to its intended audience

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Your Team is Weak asf

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@JaydenBrock589 Jahmyr Gibbs fears no man

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We would like to highlight our small subtle name change from Captain Jahmyrica to the golf of Jahmyrica. As we feel our team has changed and will change this offseason with the draft and we would like to add a little extra fire and flash to our squad.

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@RippleReportHQ @JaydenBrock589 He doesn’t know that he will never sniff a ring

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Sorry for the late news our PR team thinks they can take vacations at anytime and not check their phones.

Team Captain Jahmyrica we would like to highlight the import pieces in which moved so far this offseason.

Incoming
-ROME ODUNZE
-1.06 2025 Pick

Leaving
-Chuba Hubbard

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With the departure of our beloved player Tyreek Hill and the rise of our new superstar Jahmyr Gibbs we have decided to rebrand.

Captain Jahmyrica will be the new name of our fantasy team. led by our fearless leader Jahmyr Gibbs!!!!!

#CJfb #thenextchapter

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With that being said to every trade there is two sides and we would like to welcome the new member of our team.

6’4 from THE Ohio State University Wide Receiver MARVIN HARRISON JR.!!

We also received
-The 8th selection in this year’s rookie draft
-Iron Maye-dens’ 2026 First

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@RippleReportHQ 🌽

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What a great competitive win to end the season (it was never close). With that being said Ring Me!!!!!!!
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