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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I also remember the time Joseph Chrome tickled my ballsack and shoved his middle finger in my ass at the same time. Would a great night to celebrate his return to MAL after his ban for changing the game.

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@PKLucas8 I DO NOT. Joey’s 2 inches are good enough for me

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I want to make it clear that I WAS NOT THE OTHER PERSON on Shannon Sharpe’s Instagram live

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Like this tweet if you wanna see me and Shannon Sharpe have a debate

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SKIP GAYLESS PREDICTS IT AGAIN!! MAL 2024 Championships goes to the Pillagers!! I remember when this team was a laughing stock back in 2019 & 5 years later they are champs. But question is, will they repeat without Squidward? I’ll be live on CBS to discuss where they go from here

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@PKLucas8 Hoxton Hotel champ

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i just bought Chromy-kind a fox mask from a booth outside the stadium. I hope he wears it when we have some fun times at the hotel room

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I’ve got a nice room at the new Hoxton Hotel. Chrome looks very sexy in his kimono. I might have to rip it off after the game because he was NOT allowed in the press box. I ridicule the MAL Commissioners for not letting the best player in MAL in the box with me. Fucking dumbasses

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The MAL Championships are today. Creepers and Pillagers. I’m betting the Pillagers are going to take it. They whooped their asses on Week 6. It could even be a clean sweep. I’ll be reporting live from Nimbasa tonight from the press box

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Yes it’s true. I have decided to leave FS1 and sign a long term deal with CBS to do weekly shows on the game recaps from MAL. We’re gonna be test running the show with the upcoming D-League season that’s in the works.

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Decided to pop on to to Twitter to have another outlet to express my love and admiration for Joseph Alexander Chrome. The best player on the JessandCheck Zombies and the best Brawler in all of MAL.