Reem Edan

🇮🇶🇺🇸| Stand-up comedian, writer, actress | Come see me live 👇🏼

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Do we know anyone at @AmericanAir who can help us get to the Iraq World Cup game in Philadelphia on Monday? We are stuck at the Fort Lauderdale airport and you’re our only hope 🥹🥹 please internet do your thing 🙏🏼 I’ll draw “American airlines” on my face. Send help.

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LA is “so spread out” until there’s a fire and you realize just how close everything actually is without traffic

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This fire is the only thing in LA that hasn’t experienced traffic getting around town

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IG vs reality #Election2024

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It’s wild that if you have a felony in the United States you can’t vote, but you CAN run for president…

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It’s that time of year when I’m reminded where any of these states are

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This feels like such a knock-off election. It’s SHEIN vs Temu

#Election2024 #ElectionDay

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🚨NYC🚨Tomorrow, Sunday Nov 3rd - I’m performing my hour, The Diversity FIRE at Williamsburg Comedy Club 🔥 I’ll tell HR if you don’t come 👀🎟️👆🏼

https://t.co/44umzFAumj

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New York! You. Me. My funny friends. All at Williamsburg Comedy Club Sunday November 3. See you there? 🎟️👇🏼

https://t.co/44umzFAumj

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🚨NYC🚨 Come see me headline (new date/venue) on Sunday November 3 at Williamsburg Comedy Club! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE 🎟️👇🏼

https://t.co/44umzFAumj

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I don’t know what’s worse: flying on September 11 or having my return flight on Friday the 13th.

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Host: How will you secure the white woman vote?

Trump: Dogs. I’ll say they’re eating dogs.

#Debate2024 #Debatenight #HarrisTrumpDebate2024

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@RashaAlAqeedi Cutie 😍

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Biden out here like the Princess of Dubai:
“I drop out, I drop out, I Drop Out.”

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@jabrenbarclift @SameBrainTV @BlackKrystel @DefinedByKy @eyezcosplay @CattyByte @ChelseaBytes @DaGeecheeGamer @Katskratchh Here 🫡

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Dublin! Ireland! Comedy! Tuesday! Come!!! https://t.co/ve1SxnG9DP

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Dublin! See U Next Tuesday? @institchesdub 👇🏼🎟️

https://t.co/ve1SxnFBOh

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London! There’s a few tickets left for the show TOMORROW June 22! Grab them before they’re gone 🇬🇧🎤🎟️ #london

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@911LAPD how can I talk to someone directly to file a stolen vehicle report? Been on hold for ages and idk what to do…

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Petition for iPhones to erupt in confetti or lasers when you text “Eid Mubarak.” @Apple what are your thoughts?