Chaotic Good

I really should have a Twitter account - Dwight Schrute

Forehead, five head and six head
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Skills include retweeting professionally

[Chaotic Good @Reen_Nj]

This is my pinned tweet

[✿ @shseea]

quién sufrió mas jesucristo o yo en enero febrero marzo abril mayo junio julio agosto septiembre octubre

[Valeria @Flowerskissing]

They’ll put an Ad in your ass if you ain’t looking

[brown sugar outlaw ✨ @breisshe]

everyone is being failed massively on a systemic level and we are blaming one another

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??

[Iae¹⁰⁶ @l44starz]

il me faut absolument un crush pcq c’est plus possible de me coucher le soir en pensant à la chute du gouvernement

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

en mi cartita a Papá Noel este año voy a pedir auxilio

[Yinka not Bernie @Yinkaaaaaaaaaa]

It’s so crazy that someone that has ruined the quality of our lives so much even has the audacity to be campaigning for a second term.

[jay @JJJ4Y0_O]

Swag is self romanticization

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

I've never watched a single podcast of Obinna thing.

That's my contribution to the society.

[Dinesh Govender @dineshgovender]

I’m sorry - should have been clearer.
It was about Meg Thee Stallion’s declared goals / vision-boarding.
Achieved her goal 15 years after first declaring it is “Wow” for me.

[Maybe: Kendrick? @kenndank]

I understand I have to reach out to create meaningful connections but oh my god bruh

[afro 🇰🇪 @tvboiii]

Happy Mashujaa day mother. I wish you were here to see what these people have started doing to our forests

[𝐕𝐈 @6uhle]

thanks sisi 👍🏽

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

she's just like me, forgiving is too much work

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

i love ending things, like we can just stop here it’s fine

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess