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[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

@nabulionee2 Did you not read the original tweet? Or just the books

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

@Spotify Untether me from my past for just once! I know Sade is reminiscent of Back on ‘74. Don’t include in the Sade shuffle. Let me grow!

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

My wife said she’s in the mood for “a White House movie”. She’s thinking about Olympus Has Fallen. Any others?

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

@kynakwado Marie Antoinette didn’t really say “Let them eat cake” but that didn’t help her case

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

@annakhachiyan It’s gotta be the phones?

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

@NBinted 3 out of 7 is a generous score too.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

H1B Visas should be priced with market adjustment. If it’s truly a net benefit to have an international workforce in the US, we should incentive that talent to move to the rust belt vs coastal powerhouses. It’s $100k if you need a new worker in NYC but free for Buffalo.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

I just watched a Harlem Globetrotter dunk a bball while skyding, and people still don’t think they should be in the NBA?

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

@awoodustin @drymartinitwist Why are you above “Comrade”

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

Rare window where “It’s getting late, but I don’t mind”‘might be considered unironically chic

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

Some people just have the “Nameless Coworker” phenotype.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

AI has gotten crazy good. Legit thought this was Georgy Zhukov!

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

I’m gonna buy the checkmark and start a burner where I talk about all of the beautiful but neurotic and ethnically niche women that fell madly in love with me, but I was prolific enough to avoid the consequences I made up

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

As a Jew, the Heil era of Kanye is the most concerning canary in the zeitgeist bc Fade was wack as hell and man…. he’s always early and on.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

You are white and you love Drake. Stop it.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

I took a class in college that made us study My Beatiful Dark Twisted Fantasy as the nucleus of Millenial culture and I regret the eye rolls.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

I just venoe’d Jerome Powell $2600 and you’re mad at me?!?!

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

The shared cultural experience of Drake and Kendrick transcends faux rap beef to the point that if you have strong convictions of winner and losers, you are a loser.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

White Boy Intuition is knowing that Good Kid mAAD city is more important than any of the subsequent albums, no matter what you’re told.

[Reese @ReeseRobertD]

I think about Stonewall Jackson at Antietam everytime I eat a peach