Reese

26, he/him

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

My dog acts like every day is the best day of his life, so sometimes I like to go out of my way to really make a day perfect for him. Then he still wakes up the next day totally in love like it's the best day of his whole life. I love him so much

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

i play “ain’t no sunshine” but the intro is a bit different

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

@queen_phyllis1 Highly recommend talking to ur doctor about PMDD, hot chance it's part of the issue and it can be regulated/minimized through a couple of different ways, maybe just adding/adjusting meds could totally alleviate it

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

@queen_phyllis1 Yet there you go being just as incredible and lovely and hilarious as I always figured you'd be

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

@lehcarnazay Was just talking about how every time I ring out at target I kind of wake up from a haze and look at the price like "new high score?!"

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

@Neptune_Seven Lmao I definitely read this as if the reckless part was having kids in the car at all. I only drive with people over 18

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

GF: Are you frying more bacon?
Me: no?
GF: Isn't it true that you have to fry some bacon to pick at while you fry some more bacon for the meal?
Me: what?? Where'd you hear that?
GF: It's the law.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

why can I not stop watching this https://t.co/1SI7jCf57Z

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

@queen_phyllis1 Maybe it's good practice??? Idk honestly

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Last week, we called the concentration camps at the border for what they are.

In the week since:
- Acting director of Customs & Border Patrol resigned
- Bank of America announced they will stop financing for-profit immigrant detention & private prisons.

Words matter.

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

(earmuffs for the kiddos)

WHAT THE FUCK

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This administration has established concentration camps on the southern border of the United States for immigrants, where they are being brutalized with dehumanizing conditions and dying.

This is not hyperbole. It is the conclusion of expert analysis ⬇️
https://t.co/2dWHxb7UuL

[malx @maleehx]

THREAD ABOUT SUDAN🇸🇩 a lot of people are confused as to what's happening

[Reese @ReeseWilliamP]

I'm so pale that a moth just dive bombed directly into my face as if I was the porchlight

[poppy @pxppyrose]

i’m dating someone so out of my league it’s like i’ve won a prize every day lol

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

SHAKESPEARE: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HIM: Sure.

SHAKESPEARE: Oh, wow, didn’t… didn’t think you’d say yes. I actually don’t have anything prepared.

HIM:

SHAKESPEARE:

HIM:

SHAKESPEARE: ur both hot.

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

My kid cried about the possibility of her dad losing, so I told her we could have a party the day after it inevitably happens. Now she cries when I win