MG

IG: mauricegeee

[MG @ReeseXO]

Me after I changed my Bumble bio height to 6’4 since I wasn’t getting any matches as 5’9

[MG @ReeseXO]

Nothing in this world brings me more joy than killing mosquitos. The second you decided to buzz past my ear at 2:19 am, your fate was sealed.

[MG @ReeseXO]

And I fucking need therapy

[MG @ReeseXO]

I need her more than I need therapy

[C @lherealchieff]

yea stop playin with Jorja Smith

[MG @ReeseXO]

I’ve been on this app for a long time and this is by far the wildest thread I’ve ever seen 💀

[Luu🇿🇦 @sk1tguru]

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

[. @KDans1]

She agreed with me too much

[Lethal Homo @LordeCali]

Lauryn hill when her man hurt himself to make her stay

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

Chet is back at it again.

[꩜ @laylology]

oh you just know mrs. bin laden was scared...

[MG @ReeseXO]

If I see another nigga calling Jorja Smith fat I’m afraid I may have to intervene

[MG @ReeseXO]

Real 💯🙏🏼

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Judge tells man who murdered Michigan news anchor he should’ve killed himself.

“Try to commit suicide before you do any of this,” the judge told him. “Take yourself out so you don’t kill people and try to rape 5-year-olds.”

[MG @ReeseXO]

@sunnymaanz They’re corny as hell, niggas lying to themselves saying they’re better than the actual artists lmao

[MG @ReeseXO]

Keep a place for me

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

This man think he hosting a party NIGGA SING !!!!

[MG @ReeseXO]

@MacDotNet Bark 💀💀💀

[MG @ReeseXO]

@drizy2times LMAOO I should’ve had his ass bite you when you slept over my house snoring loud as hell 💀

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

twitter is so unhinged. because no way in hell should anyone think that leaving a letter on someone’s door within this context is normal or ok. you all do not understand respecting someone’s boundaries.

[RAVEN ELYSE @RavenElyseTV]

Unpopular opinion: If I find a hair (that’s clearly from someone’s head, not like pubic hair) in my food, I’m picking it out and I’m still gonna finish the food. And I’m not even gonna be very upset about it 🤷🏽‍♀️

[MG @ReeseXO]

Why the fuck is it so normalized that there’s dogs that are aggressive towards other dogs but gentle and loving towards humans. That is some coon ass shit idc