Cloud Bob Enthusiast

occasional podcaster, Academy Award winner, and world’s youngest cat lady.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

The word religion appears in the Constitution twice.

Both times, it’s preceded by the word “No.”

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

$5,000??? y’all never finding me

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

Ummmm … US passports are used by US citizens traveling abroad.

Welcome to what?

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Nobody could tell him shit in middle school

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

To any chick named Janice who’s on the run for anything….this is a trap.

They did the same thing to Washington Redskins fans in 1985 lmfaooo look it up

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

10 years ago today Cersei blew up the Sept of Baelor 🍷

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

God forbid a bitch showing signs of age at almost 300 years old.

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

The fact that she had to return the trash can is the most embarrassing bit of it all lmao

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump abruptly canceled the signing of a housing affordability bill, insisting that Congress first pass an elections bill that mandates voter ID https://t.co/OwShhZRAJc

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

do people not understand how completely insane this is?

we have national guard, guarding a fucking pond

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@IngrahamAngle I will talk to my friends in the AlgaeBTQ+ community about these outside algaetators. I will stop it.

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Don’t fall for it

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

you all bullied him into dating a grandma

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The ironic part about every compliment we’ve gotten about the World Cup is what the guests are falling in love with is Diversity. It’s the thing that actually makes this place worth staying in and why we can’t allow it to be destroyed.

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Happy First Day of Summer ☀️

[Cloud Bob Enthusiast @Reesellaneous]

I’ve never heard it called a grilled muffin but almost every diner I’ve been to in Philly will do this to your muffin if you ask

[Bella Goth 🌻 @hiiisteph]

I’m sorry please tell me the rest of the country grills their muffins??? Tell me this isn’t just a New England thing?

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police should terrify everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations out of thin air simply to protect one man from his own embarrassing failure.

There is no sabotage. This is insane.

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

The National Guard, along with local police, have been dispatched to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to guard the algae.

As you can see at the end of this clip, the algae is safe. Well done.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Happy Juneteenth! I curated a (mostly) exhaustive list of celebrations across the country. Chances are there’s one near you. https://t.co/p3747yiBFg